Smiter
Dunce Cap For A Bit
I am not an 11.5, which is why these are up for grabs
Dangit. I’ve lived long enough to have a story for everything, yet am 10 years from retiring at least (maybe).
So one of my fonder (to me and probably boring as hell to y’all) stories about my ex-wife, she is tall. Tall women generally don’t have small feet. She wore a 9.5 for years. One year I got her slippers. They didn’t have 9.5 just 9 and 10. Figuring slippers should be comfy ( ) I got her the 10’s.
I was very firmly and emphatically informed that she would not be wearing them, she was NOT a size 10. Nicest and most comfy slippers she’s ever had, lol.
Fast forward a couple years and a third kid and I just happened to notice that her boots were size 10. After getting screeched at over the size 10 slippers, I checked s couple other pairs of shoes. All 10’s, lol.
I asked what happened, I was informed that a 3rd child born for me caused it. Uh thanks, I’ll take the kid and not care that you can’t squeeze your size 10’s into 9.5’s anymore?
I didn’t care either way, lol.
I cared that her heart was 3 sizes too small, yet she was more concerned that her feet had grown a half size. As far as I know the slippers were never worn. Shame too as they looked nice and comfy (for size 10 Amazon type women, lol).