Ole Gray

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"What other people think of me is none of my buisness". Nick Cannon host of America's Got Talent

I like this one !
 
I made it idiot proof but a moron slips by every once in a while.
 
"There is an unequal amount of good and bad in most things. The key is to figure out the ratio and act accordingly." @th3j35t3r
 
Be professional, be polite, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet. - Gen. James Mattis (USMC Ret.)
 
"As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round." - Ben Hogan
 
"There are no stupid questions...just stupid people who ask them"
 
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

-Abraham Lincoln


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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

-Abraham Lincoln


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I like this one
 
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind dont matter and those that matter dont mind." - Dr Seuss
 
"The less you bet, the more you lose, when you win"
 
I'm so fast I can turn off the light and be in bed before it gets dark. Muhammad Ali
 
"our minds are like parachutes, they only work when they are open"
 
"What could be easier than waiting?"

I don't have time to do that. "What are you doing between 2 and 4 in the morning?"

Ive heard my Grandpa tell me those 100s of times.
 
"The more I practice, the luckier I get" Arnold Palmer
 
I like this:

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Amen brother!
 
"time has no value....except the value man places upon it"
 
"What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business."
 
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. (Lewis Carroll)
 
"What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business."


as a follow up to this...

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken - colonel sanders.
 
If ya lay down with the hound dog, don't be surprised when ya get up with fleas.

Also canine related, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes"
 
lets see who knows movies......"shakin' it up here boss"
 
"Never trust a man in a wheel chair, with dirty shoes."
 
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