Should This Sign Exist?

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Created this for Instagram, but thought I could share here too. :)

 

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It should................................aaaand it shouldn't. :LOL:
 

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Well... i know a few, but when i read it i think of:

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Does that mean those children playing are all slow?
 

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In this instance it means a slower golfer is playing.
Yeah I get it, just being a little sarcastic :cool: The group ahead of me should have some warnings today, could have been done in 3.5 hrs, they were at least a hole and a half behind their friends in front of them
 

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would love to give this sign my to my dad and brother for Christmas

EDIT: lolololololololol. and now he knows what he is getting for Christmas
 
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Yes it should and it should be on every golf cart or push cart of all the slow players so they are easily identified. :ROFLMAO:
 

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What exactly is he supposed to be holding/doing?

And where do we buy these?! I want to strap a couple magnets to one and have it ready to slap on someone's cart. :LOL:
 

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Everyone but the slow people know this is the truth, which is the issue!!
 

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It’s a funny sign. I know a few that should have that on their golf bag
 

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No, but unfortunately it does
 

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What exactly is he supposed to be holding/doing?

And where do we buy these?! I want to strap a couple magnets to one and have it ready to slap on someone's cart. :LOL:
Its a green reading book.
Its not for sale, I made it in photoshop.

Probably should be

SLOW GOLFER


AT PLAY
 

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New logo for the PGA Tour? :cool:
 

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If you could request this at the pro shop if a group falls behind maybe it would motivate them to pick up the pace.
 

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It should exist, lol.

I'll never forget the first time I saw an illegal immigrant crossing sign near San Diego when we first moved to California in 1998. Coming from Minnesota, I honestly thought someone put it up as a joke.


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yep, and my 4some was waiting on a 3 some allllll morning; We were all walking and the 3 some was 2 walkers and a cart
 

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Ironic that I am playing the Champions course today and this is our current pace with three groups stacked in front of us....

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At every tee box of every PGA tour event.
 

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Created this for Instagram, but thought I could share here too. :)

Apart from the fact it looks like someone squatting to take a dump, it’s fine.
 

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Apart from the fact it looks like someone squatting to take a dump, it’s fine.
I mean if you bring your putter to do that, it’s cool. You do you.
 

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I mean if you bring your putter to do that, it’s cool. You do you.
You mean you don’t have one of these? Weird.
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Can you add a strap to hang it around someone’s neck?
 

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Well... i know a few, but when i read it i think of:

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Does that mean those children playing are all slow?
What exactly is this sign trying to say? Is it telling you to slow down? Is it telling that there are slow children playing? What kind of slow children? The kind that don't move quickly? Or the other kind? It could be taken a number of different ways and hurt some feelings.
 

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It would look good next to this one.
 

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