Swing Roast Thread

outlawx

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Alright boys we need some laughs around these parts. So what better way to do that than roasting each others swings..




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@baylrballa
 
My co-worker has a very similar swing and to this day, I do not understand how it works, but it works.
 
*nerd voice*

“Ehhhhhuhhhggghhh guyssssssss plz roast my swing.”

Ropes one.

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Lord that swing was like India air 171 a massive stall out to flip at the ball
 
Your swing looks like Chris Farley acting.
 
Imagine how much faster your swing would be if you got a hair cut and reduced all that hair drag.
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Me reading this comment
 
I'm going to have to bust out the tripod and take some videos. I have no issues throwing myself out there for ridicule.
 




My little guy has almost perfected the @Canadan driver swing.
 
Lord that swing was like India air 171 a massive stall out to flip at the ball
Listen, a swing coach might tell you it’s “anatomically incorrect” and “against the laws of physics” for your hips to move like a action figure that only was able to get its midsection under the melty magnifying glass, but I won’t.
 
Imagine how much faster your swing would be if you got a hair cut and reduced all that hair drag.
First thing I was going to ask - "Can we roast your hair instead?" :ROFLMAO:
 
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Little Scotty Shuffle going there.
 
@outlawx Are you sure you're not left handed?
 
@outlawx

You put as much effort into that swing as @Pharaoh puts into defending Nick Saban.
 
 
 
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