Talking Golf Balls & Clubs

[WLG1952]

I'm borrowing this from Rick Shields' Golf.

If your golf balls could talk, what would they say?

Mine might say "I'm going to fly over there, and hide behind those big trees".

My golf club would probably reply "go ahead. Knock yourself out".

 

[Boone]

Ball: 'You made a good call buying me in bright red. Gives those people on the cart path down there a better chance of seeing me as I head towards them. I'm really not THAT supersoft '

Clubs: We aren't on speaking terms right now.

 

[JB]

Right now mine would say "review me and you could win a free trip to CA, a club fitting and a full bag of clubs"

THP Experiences...

 

[Jmk202]

Ball: "You want me to do what? sure.."

Club: " 滚开 "

No, I don't speak Chinese, probably part of my problem.

 

[BigMac]

Ball: "So long, been nice knowin' ya!"

Club: "Do ya feel lucky, punk?"

 

[RealPretendPsychic]

Club: swing harder!!!
Ball: good luck bud...

 

[Luchnia]

Club: Keep dreaming.
Ball: Don't bother looking for me.

 

[redneckwop]

Ball = Time to play hide & seek!
Club = You want that ball to go where

 

[OGputtnfool]

Ball: Think you can make it a full round with me?

Club(s):

• Driver - You want a pull, fade, or slice?
• 3wd - Fat or thin?
• 5wd - I'm too light. Fatten me up
• 4h - You love me, don't you...
• 5i - I thought I was your 2nd worst club...
• 6i - What's it gonna be... fat, thin, or slice?
• 7i - You think you're good, huh...
• 8i - 150 or 130... whaddya go today?
• 9i - Just hit me like a wedge
• PW - You know you love to swing me
• GW - Thanks for letting me play today instead of that Vokey dude...
• SW - Bring it on! We're close!
• LW - Open me up and let'r fly!
• Putter - nothin' but the bottom of the cup... errr, the pool noodle... errr, the little piece of PVC pipe... errr, the little pointy things because they flipped the cup upside down... errr, the edge of the cup... oh, heck, I dunno! Just hit me!

 

[Architex]

Ball: you know I’m deaf right? So why do you keep telling me where to go?

Club: that’s right, you paid for the entire club so use my whole face.


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[Brucem609]

Club: No my leading edge is supposed to be square to the target line
Ball: you want me to go where? Only if you swing right!

 

[Mr Moke]

Ball: hahahahaha
The club wouldn’t speak, it would look at me with contempt and roll it’s eyes.

 

[glage]

Ball: Hey, hey, hold on....
Club: Lo thiento...

 

[WLG1952]

Not to be out done, "The Bag" said "what is that gawd awful smell?"

 

[HarlettoScara]

Currently, mine would be constantly complaining about needing some fresh air!

 

[Knot Right]

club: Where the hell you been?

Ball: you'll remember me, right?