Tell 3 things about yourself that people on here don't know

Adding 3 more

I am an ordained minister and have performed over 200 weddings

I like a nice window treatment

I use to collect cars
 
Haha, we were so similar it's retarded. Except that I was the prom king abd Mr. HHS. I liked the Dead too and have seen prolly somewhere around 100 Phish shows. Even saw them in Italy.

Ever been in jail?

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Ummm, yea.
 
Ummm, yea.

Haha, me too. In 3 different countries. Mostly just thrown in the "sober up" cells. Spent the night in jail in the ATL and that was not fun. I sobered up real quick.

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4. I was once chained to a crack head that didn't want to behave lol.

Tapatalk keeps me sane.
 
I'm an avid catamaran sailor.
I can my own homemade jam...apricot.
I really love my banks raise your rate cd.

Seriously though

1. At 3 months old my mom gets ran off the blue ridge pkwy south of waynesville, NC. I was sitting in my aunts lap...hospitals were involved. Mom still says that woman "had the devil in her eye." Car seats are a wonderful creation.

2. I've brought a person back from death.

3. I've hiked just about all 800+ plus miles of trails in the smokeys.

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Well I learned something new about P4B for sure! He's a great liar, talented writer and hilarious comedian. I laughed the entire way through that post.

Thanks both of you! Yeah I'm all good now and as my wife says, "I sure got my humor back" so that's good too!

I'm an avid catamaran sailor.
I can my own homemade jam...apricot.
I really love my banks raise your rate cd.

Seriously though

1. At 3 months old my mom gets ran off the blue ridge pkwy south of waynesville, NC. I was sitting in my aunts lap...hospitals were involved. Mom still says that woman "had the devil in her eye." Car seats are a wonderful creation.

2. I've brought a person back from death.

3. I've hiked just about all 800+ plus miles of trails in the smokeys.

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No wonder you said you could whup a bears arse :deadhorse:,,, when we were on the mountain in Blairsville :D
 
Ran from the cops a couple years ago. They busted a party I was at 2 miles from our dorm rooms. Ended up jumping over 8 fences and running from a dog then made it back to the dorms in about 10 minutes. There was 8 of us, adrenaline was kicked in the hole time.

I have been in 3 relationships that have lasted over a year (2 of them almost 2 years), a lot of money wasted in those haha

A really good friend of mine died in a car wreck a week before our senior year of football started. He was suppose to be at my house.

Me and 2 cousins once caught a lizard at our deer lease, we kept him there for 3 months. He lived off beer and french fries.

I have blown up the back of my truck with fireworks when over 100 artillery shells went off back there. The sound of it is on video.

Had knee surgery right after football my senior year and had to miss basketball season.

Hate saying this stuff, because im not a bragger and hate people that brag and are cocky but I was an All county, All region Wide Receiver and Shortstop but we were terrible so didnt really matter.
 
Me and 2 cousins once caught a lizard at our deer lease, we kept him there for 3 months. He lived off beer and french fries.

I have blown up the back of my truck with fireworks when over 100 artillery shells went off back there. The sound of it is on video.

Had knee surgery right after football my senior year and had to miss basketball season.

Hate saying this stuff, because im not a bragger and hate people that brag and are cocky but I was an All county, All region Wide Receiver and Shortstop but we were terrible so didnt really matter.

haha that's some funny stuff dude! About the sports stuff, I had a feeling you were a fellow jock :thumb:
 
I have been to all 50 states and 26 countries.

I played professional paintball for 5 years.

I didin't start golfing until I was almost 48.
 
Nice Bridges, I wish I had an accomplishment like that..

come to think of it I can't even think of any!
 
I have been to all 50 states and 26 countries.

I played professional paintball for 5 years.


I didin't start golfing until I was almost 48.

You need to chat with setho on here. I don't want to steal his thunder but he was a pro paint ball player. I'm sure you guys could share something interesting stories.
 
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Haha, we were so similar it's retarded. Except that I was the prom king abd Mr. HHS. I liked the Dead too and have seen prolly somewhere around 100 Phish shows. Even saw them in Italy.

Ever been in jail?

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I have been to a ton of Phish shows!
 
1. i have never lived more than 3 miles away from an ocean in my entire life... indian pacific atlantic

2. i was a sponsored professional surfer in my youth but i never competed as a pro

3. i have exercise induced anaphylaxis... in short im allergic to my own body core heat... really good for a guy who's been athletic all his life



1. My great-grandfather was a moonshiner in WV during prohibition
2. My grandfather is a member of the horseshoe pitching hall of fame
3. I was kicked out of a restaurant on all you can eat crab legs night on spring break because I ate so much. (i'm only 5'10" 160)

i once ate 13 plates of alaskan king crablegs at dicks last resort gaslamp quarter san diego... the guy thought i had a tapeworm but the record was 30+ plates and i couldnt touch it... ppl were actually watching me eat hahaha
 
1. i have never lived more than 3 miles away from an ocean in my entire life... indian pacific atlantic

I'm with you, I have never lived more than 2 km's from the ocean, pacific, atlantic, mediterranean, and never ever plan too.
 
1. I bowled in a league while stationed in Italy from 92-94. I had about a 130 average. One night, I bowled a 254. The only time I was ever north of 200. The entire bowling alley was watching me. I don't bowl anymore because of the pain it causes above my right knee, when I slide on that foot.

2. I once jumped out of a German Huey, in Germany, with a German pilot, using a German parachute. When jumping with a staticline (cord attached to aircraft that opens parachute for you) from a helicopter type aircraft, if you count to 6 and never feel your main open, you pull your reserve. I got to 5 1/2. Most chutes from a helicopter open by the count of 3 or 4. Those 2.5 seconds seemed to take a long time. I didn't go on any more jumps that day.

3. I have a 6 year old child and I can no longer watch movies (ie, Mystic River) where something bad happens to a kid. I start imagining it happening to mine and I start to choke up, almost crying.
 
1. I have lived in Saudi Arabia, Germany, Japan, Florida, Texas, and South Carolina

2. I have been in the United States Air Force for 12 years

3. I have had major reconstructive knee surgery
 
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Hahahah, I've only performed one. I try to use my powers for good.

Adding 3 more

I am an ordained minister and have performed over 200 weddings

I like a nice window treatment

I use to collect cars
 
Gus,
I understand your concern about my behavior. I am not proud of it. I have said rude and rash things to some of my teachers.
I actually work as a tutor for children after school. I have nothing but respect for the difficulties a teacher faces. Each of the occasions I mentiond, however, were VERY extreme circumstances.

1. The sub was constantly bragging about he son graduating from the local community college. It was beginning to interfere with our ability to do work. I lost my temper. I asked what he majored in, recieved a lie. I asked what he made on his ACT, recieved a lie, and another boast. I then calmly replied to the boast "I am sorry, was that supposed to impress me?"

2. A teacher in the middle of math class starts preaching Karma to us. I had been having a bad day. I took it out on her. I said something to the effect of "The reason we don't believe in karma is because most of us are either pure Christian or Atheist, and the local preachers are not too fond of teaching religious beliefs that they don't share. Maybe you are the one who is odd?"

3. This instance I will not apologize for. The teacher in question is a PE coach, and she does not have a hard job, believe me. A small boy said something moderatley offensive to a very large boy. She then stood them facing each other, and threatened to allow the older boy to beat the small one. The older boy had a history of violence, and the fight would have most definatley taken place elsewhere due to her prodding. I questioned her morals, sanity, and responsibility in a 20 minute tirade, embarrassing her in front of 40 students. I wanted her to feel the way that boy felt, even just the smallest portion of his pain. We ran 4 times as much that day, in an effort to tire me to the point of keeping me quiet. I was later called in to her office to talk to my football coach, a man I greatly respect. The woman couldn't even handle it herself. She is a coward who does not deserve her position. I will not make ammends for this. I refuse.
 
WOW Aggro

1. I have come within inches of Hilary Clinton
2. I won my Junior High Spelling Bee.....Twice. went on to finish 37th and 15th in the larger competitions
3. I am an avid outdoorsman
 
LOL at a bunch of these, especially Jake's first. That's the kind of post I love.

If I was a little younger I would love to go on a bender with TC and Hawk. Alas, I have decided those days are now forever behind me.

Kevin
 
1. I have been in a movie with Charlie Sheen and Clint Eastwood (The Rookie).

2. I am naturally good at any sport involving a board - skateboard, wakeboard, snowboard, surfing, etc...

3. Got married for the first time at age 42 and just had my first child (a boy, 2 weeks ago) at 43.
 
1. I have been in a movie with Charlie Sheen and Clint Eastwood (The Rookie).

2. I am naturally good at any sport involving a board - skateboard, wakeboard, snowboard, surfing, etc...

3. Got married for the first time at age 42 and just had my first child (a boy, 2 weeks ago) at 43.
Congratulations!
 
1. I absolutely hated golf until about 4 years ago. Suffered from a bad boomerang slice that made a simple round with friends an utterly embarrassing experience. I would usually only subject myself to one or two rounds per year. Then, one day at the range with my father in law, I was just goofing around and made my grip as strong as possible. My usually fat, 120 yard five iron went blistering down the middle of the range and flew the 200 yard sign. I didn't realize it at the time, but I'd just experienced my "eureka moment"... been hooked ever since, although I no longer need the extreme grip.

2. I loved playing baseball as a youth. Played through college. Was an undrafted free agent, but didn't amount to much. I hit two 500 foot home runs my senior year and would have had a third if that stinkin' light pole in center field would've gotten out of the damn way. To this day I still blame baseball for my boomerang slice. (Hips come through waaay before the hands... great for lag power, bad for leaving the face open)

3. Was at a cocktail party where I was making small talk with a group of folks. One of the people was the then Governor of Montana. At one point I noticed that he kept shoveling handfuls of trail mix into his mouth. After about three or four mouthfuls, I realized that he was actually eating kibble from a pet dish that the party host had set up on a coffee table. I mean, this guy was straight chowing down on chicken'n'tuna, and I think I was the only person who noticed. I didn't say a word to him, though... just let him polish off the dish.

4. Never been a big fan of corporate ice breaking games, softcore porn, or plagiarism
 
1. My dad used to be a professional bowler, and I'm close to becoming one now. I just have to wait until I'm out of college.
2. I'm studying to become a middle school math teacher.
3. I've never been on a boat or a plane.
 
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