My wife just threatened me that, “if I don’t get off of THP, she’s going to hit me with the keyboard!!!”
I really think she’s kid...ehjrdjufjiig835)?::466dgeeujbrs57:6&$577$)668$!!,sfgjdhuujhhuhjiutt36)8755)@/%*<!
A woman took her dog to the vet. “Doctor, you have to help me. My dog won’t stop humping me.”
The doctor says, “No problem. We can neuter him and give him a shot”
She says, ”Oh no, that’s not what I had in mind. Can you just trim his nails and fix his breath?”
A guy walks up to female cashier at a grocery store. He hands her a quart of milk, 6 eggs, and 3 bananas. The cashier says, “You must be single!” He replied, “That’s amazing! How did you know?!” She said, “Cause your ugly!”