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My dad sat me down and told me that he used to be a woman. I thanked him for being so transparent.
 

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What do mice say when they lose at checkers?

Rats!!!
 

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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. So I sent him a "get well soon" card. 🤣
 

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Where do beef burgers go to dance.

The Meatball.
 

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Why couldn't the chili pepper practice archery? Because he didn't habanero!
 

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Whats Blue and smells like Red Paint?

Blue paint
 

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why can't T-Rex clap?

Cause he's dead
 

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Due to the quarantine I will only be doing inside jokes. :dohanim:
 

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With a hat tip to UberPete...

Q: How has COVID-19 impacted your game?
A: My ball has been social distancing from the cup.
 

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What sort of letters was the basketball player tired of getting?

Dunk mail. :LOL:
 

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What do Olympic sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing they fast.
 

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A weasal walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, Ive never seen a weasal before, What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasal.
 

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”
 

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...
 

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