fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,939 Reaction score 5,765 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Sep 29, 2020 #676 What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious!!!
donny475 You can call me SteakSauce Joined Mar 2, 2011 Messages 6,415 Reaction score 3,988 Location Texas Handicap 10.3 Sep 30, 2020 #677
donny475 You can call me SteakSauce Joined Mar 2, 2011 Messages 6,415 Reaction score 3,988 Location Texas Handicap 10.3 Oct 1, 2020 #678 Lance is not a common name these days But in Medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,939 Reaction score 5,765 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 1, 2020 #679 Why didn't Cheddar invite Swiss cheese to golfing? He always gets a hole in one!
Reframmellator Well-known member Joined Feb 11, 2016 Messages 6,444 Reaction score 2,584 Location Ballston Lake, NY Handicap 22.0 Oct 1, 2020 #680 I stopped at a Dunkin yesterday and complimented the associate on her face mask. "It's a coughy filter," she said.
I stopped at a Dunkin yesterday and complimented the associate on her face mask. "It's a coughy filter," she said.
donny475 You can call me SteakSauce Joined Mar 2, 2011 Messages 6,415 Reaction score 3,988 Location Texas Handicap 10.3 Oct 1, 2020 #681 What do dogs float in the water? Cause they are good bouys......
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,939 Reaction score 5,765 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 2, 2020 #682 Why is the letter "B" so cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
donny475 You can call me SteakSauce Joined Mar 2, 2011 Messages 6,415 Reaction score 3,988 Location Texas Handicap 10.3 Oct 2, 2020 #683 What Did the Drummer name his kids Anna 1 Anna 2
RealPretendPsychic 2021 Grandaddy - Team THP Joined Feb 15, 2020 Messages 10,297 Reaction score 8,750 Location Hershey, PA Handicap 13.2 Oct 2, 2020 #684 fairwaynut said: Why is the letter "B" so cool? Because it's sitting in the AC. Click to expand... This feels like a dad joke doubling as a Bettinardi pun!
fairwaynut said: Why is the letter "B" so cool? Because it's sitting in the AC. Click to expand... This feels like a dad joke doubling as a Bettinardi pun!
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 611 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 2, 2020 #685 Impotence. Nature's way of saying, "no hard feelings..."
Snickerdog Team THP 2019 Grandaddy Alumni Joined Dec 8, 2015 Messages 29,632 Reaction score 21,959 Location KS Handicap 3.6 Oct 2, 2020 #686
Scott F I Putter Around Joined Jun 25, 2020 Messages 825 Reaction score 791 Location Joliet, Illinois Oct 2, 2020 #687 Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Scott F I Putter Around Joined Jun 25, 2020 Messages 825 Reaction score 791 Location Joliet, Illinois Oct 2, 2020 #688 I saw someone stealing from the Apple store. I guess that made me an iWitness.
Reframmellator Well-known member Joined Feb 11, 2016 Messages 6,444 Reaction score 2,584 Location Ballston Lake, NY Handicap 22.0 Oct 2, 2020 #689 Why did Steve Jobs wear turtlenecks? Because blazers have too many buttons.
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,738 Reaction score 6,535 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Oct 2, 2020 #690 I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business. The steaks have never been higher!
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,738 Reaction score 6,535 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Oct 2, 2020 #691 I threw an engagement ring at my girlfriend, but she dodged out of the way! It was a near Mrs.!
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,738 Reaction score 6,535 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Oct 2, 2020 #692 Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A tiny part of me says yes!
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,738 Reaction score 6,535 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Oct 4, 2020 #693 According to ancient Japanese lore, the color of a person’s aura changes changes right before they die. Cyan-aura! Last edited: Oct 5, 2020
According to ancient Japanese lore, the color of a person’s aura changes changes right before they die. Cyan-aura!
blueonblack ...tears on a river Joined Jun 22, 2020 Messages 3,059 Reaction score 1,389 Oct 4, 2020 #694 You could sure tell that dog belonged to the news man.... Yeah? How so? He really poured over the editorials.
You could sure tell that dog belonged to the news man.... Yeah? How so? He really poured over the editorials.
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 611 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 5, 2020 #695 Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine!
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,939 Reaction score 5,765 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 5, 2020 #696 Why was the laundry sent down to the minor leagues? He was all washed up.
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 611 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 5, 2020 #697 A man's home is his castle... In a manor of speaking.
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,738 Reaction score 6,535 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Oct 5, 2020 #698 I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “he doesn’t count!” “Oh...I assure you, he does!”
I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “he doesn’t count!” “Oh...I assure you, he does!”
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,939 Reaction score 5,765 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 6, 2020 #699 What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? "Dam!!!"
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 611 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 6, 2020 #700 I'm having Dijon Vu ... The same mustard as before.