What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious!!!
Hill-arious!!!
The dad joke thread
Why didn't Cheddar invite Swiss cheese to golfing?
He always gets a hole in one!
He always gets a hole in one!
I stopped at a Dunkin yesterday and complimented the associate on her face mask.
"It's a coughy filter," she said.
"It's a coughy filter," she said.
Why is the letter "B" so cool?
Because it's sitting in the AC.
Because it's sitting in the AC.
This feels like a dad joke doubling as a Bettinardi pun!
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Impotence. Nature's way of saying, "no hard feelings..."
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I saw someone stealing from the Apple store. I guess that made me an iWitness.
Why did Steve Jobs wear turtlenecks?
Because blazers have too many buttons.
Because blazers have too many buttons.
I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business. The steaks have never been higher!
I threw an engagement ring at my girlfriend, but she dodged out of the way! It was a near Mrs.!
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A tiny part of me says yes!
According to ancient Japanese lore, the color of a person’s aura changes changes right before they die. Cyan-aura!
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You could sure tell that dog belonged to the news man....
Yeah? How so?
He really poured over the editorials.
Yeah? How so?
He really poured over the editorials.
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine!
Why was the laundry sent down to the minor leagues?
He was all washed up.
He was all washed up.
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A man's home is his castle... In a manor of speaking.
I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “he doesn’t count!” “Oh...I assure you, he does!”
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
"Dam!!!"
"Dam!!!"
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I'm having Dijon Vu ... The same mustard as before.