The dad joke thread

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What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious!!!
 

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Lance is not a common name these days

But in Medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
 

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Why didn't Cheddar invite Swiss cheese to golfing?

He always gets a hole in one!
 

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I stopped at a Dunkin yesterday and complimented the associate on her face mask.

"It's a coughy filter," she said.
 

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What do dogs float in the water?

Cause they are good bouys......
 

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Why is the letter "B" so cool?

Because it's sitting in the AC.
 

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What Did the Drummer name his kids

Anna 1 Anna 2
 

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Why did Steve Jobs wear turtlenecks?

Because blazers have too many buttons.
 

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the color of a person’s aura changes changes right before they die. Cyan-aura!
 
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You could sure tell that dog belonged to the news man....

Yeah? How so?

He really poured over the editorials. :eek:
 

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Why was the laundry sent down to the minor leagues?

He was all washed up.
 

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I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “he doesn’t count!” “Oh...I assure you, he does!”
 

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What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?

"Dam!!!"
 

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I'm having Dijon Vu ... The same mustard as before. :cool:
 

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