O oli150194 New member Joined Sep 9, 2020 Messages 6 Reaction score 1 Oct 7, 2020 #701 Where does a Gorilla sit when it goes to the cinema? Anywhere it wants it a f**king Gorilla
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 7, 2020 #702 Why couldn't the Leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
Greg Kulbick I don't golf good Joined Dec 12, 2012 Messages 13,653 Reaction score 2,032 Location Tallahassee, FL Handicap 13.9 USGA Oct 7, 2020 #703 My dad would say this.
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 7, 2020 #704 Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reframmellator Well-known member Joined Feb 11, 2016 Messages 6,116 Reaction score 2,277 Location Ballston Lake, NY Handicap 22.0 Oct 7, 2020 #705 They say that nothing rhymes with orange. That isn't true, and I don't know why "they" say that. Nothing and orange DO NOT RHYME.
They say that nothing rhymes with orange. That isn't true, and I don't know why "they" say that. Nothing and orange DO NOT RHYME.
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,464 Reaction score 6,194 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Oct 7, 2020 #706 What do you call a fear of giants? Feefiphobia!
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 7, 2020 #707 Condoms should be used in every conceivable occasion.
tomcat 2019 Grandaddy Alumni Joined Aug 4, 2015 Messages 5,561 Reaction score 3,468 Location Prosper, TX Handicap 30 Oct 8, 2020 #708 Did you know that before the crowbar was invented.... most crows drank at home.
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 8, 2020 #709 When settling a dispute between two egotists, it's always an I for an I. Last edited: Oct 10, 2020
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 8, 2020 #710 What does a mermaid wear to Math class? An Algea-bra.
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 8, 2020 #711 Why can't the bicycle stand without support? (You know you're gonna hate it...) Because it's too tired!
Why can't the bicycle stand without support? (You know you're gonna hate it...) Because it's too tired!
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 9, 2020 #712 What is a hurricane's favorite board game? Twister!!!
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 9, 2020 #713 A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Last edited: Oct 10, 2020
Scott F Starting Over Joined Jun 25, 2020 Messages 739 Reaction score 715 Location Joliet, Illinois Oct 10, 2020 #714 Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Scott F Starting Over Joined Jun 25, 2020 Messages 739 Reaction score 715 Location Joliet, Illinois Oct 10, 2020 #715 Do you know why Irish chili only has 239 beans? ......one more and it would be too farty!
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 10, 2020 #716 If you don't pay your Exorcist, you get repossessed.
UberPete Golfin' in the Hammer Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 610 Reaction score 581 Location The Hammer, Ontario, Canada Handicap no skill? Oct 11, 2020 #717 Once you've see one shopping center, you've seen a mall...
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 11, 2020 #718 Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 13, 2020 #719 Why was the belt sent to jail? Wait for it....................... For holding up a pair of pants.
Reframmellator Well-known member Joined Feb 11, 2016 Messages 6,116 Reaction score 2,277 Location Ballston Lake, NY Handicap 22.0 Oct 13, 2020 #720 This mother lode showed up in a news digest page: The 50 Best Jokes for Little Kids Children of 3-7 age range needs a set of jokes all for themselves. Here's a list of 50 of the best, taking from both old classics and new favorites. www.artofmanliness.com
This mother lode showed up in a news digest page: The 50 Best Jokes for Little Kids Children of 3-7 age range needs a set of jokes all for themselves. Here's a list of 50 of the best, taking from both old classics and new favorites. www.artofmanliness.com
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 16, 2020 #721 I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 5,738 Reaction score 5,417 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Oct 16, 2020 #722 What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa, no hands.
M MetroCat Well-known member Joined Jul 8, 2020 Messages 459 Reaction score 447 Location Garland, TX Oct 18, 2020 #723 More of a riddle than a joke but you'll still groan. A woman is in line at the grocery store and she's holding a chicken. The man behind her asks her a question. The question is also the name of an automobile company. What did he ask?
More of a riddle than a joke but you'll still groan. A woman is in line at the grocery store and she's holding a chicken. The man behind her asks her a question. The question is also the name of an automobile company. What did he ask?
Golfers Anonymous Club Building Fanatic Joined Jul 3, 2020 Messages 1,495 Reaction score 720 Location The Buckeye State Oct 18, 2020 #724 What are the sexiest animals on the farm? Brown chicken, brown cow.
M MetroCat Well-known member Joined Jul 8, 2020 Messages 459 Reaction score 447 Location Garland, TX Oct 18, 2020 #725 Golfers Anonymous said: What are the sexiest animals on the farm? Brown chicken, brown cow. Click to expand... The comma ruins it.
Golfers Anonymous said: What are the sexiest animals on the farm? Brown chicken, brown cow. Click to expand... The comma ruins it.