The dad joke thread

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Why couldn't the Leopard play hide and seek?

Because it was always spotted!
 

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They say that nothing rhymes with orange.

That isn't true, and I don't know why "they" say that.

Nothing and orange DO NOT RHYME.
 

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Did you know that before the crowbar was invented....






most crows drank at home.
 

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When settling a dispute between two egotists, it's always an I for an I. :zsimpsons:
 
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What does a mermaid wear to Math class?

An Algea-bra.
 

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Why can't the bicycle stand without support?

(You know you're gonna hate it...)





Because it's too tired! :egyptian:
 

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What is a hurricane's favorite board game?

Twister!!! :rolleyes: :laughing:
 

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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 🐤
 
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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

To raise some dough.
 

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Why was the belt sent to jail?

Wait for it.......................

For holding up a pair of pants. :rofl: :laughing:
 

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I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
 

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look grandpa, no hands.
 

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More of a riddle than a joke but you'll still groan.

A woman is in line at the grocery store and she's holding a chicken. The man behind her asks her a question. The question is also the name of an automobile company. What did he ask?
 

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What are the sexiest animals on the farm?

Brown chicken, brown cow.
 

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