The dad joke thread

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Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?

Because he's a party pooper.
 

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This is for Snickerdog:

Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you even know it!!
 

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Did you hear about the guy who eat 20 cans of alphabet soup?
He had the biggest vowel movement ever.
 

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How do you organize a party in space?

You planet
 

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This thread never disappoints.............love it!
 

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My girlfriend bewitches me.

Everytime I pick her up for a date, she says, " I'll bewitches in 5 minutes."
 

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This thread never disappoints.............love it!
Bzzzzzzz! While this isn’t Jeopardy, all comments must be in the form of a dad joke. You know, short and sometimes it takes a minute to figure it out. 😅
 

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I can’t fully explain Japanese Bushido history in one sentence, but I can samurais it!
 

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Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!
 

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What do you call a woman between two goal posts? Annette
 

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Did you hear my joke about the chiropractor? It was about a week back?!
 

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I call these elevator jokes because they work on so many levels.
that is wrong on so many levels .......but funny on just as many
 

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
 

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Did you hear the one about the guy who goes camping every year?

When asked how it was his answer was, "It was so in tents"
 

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