The dad joke thread

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Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?

Because he's a party pooper.
 

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This is for Snickerdog:

Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you even know it!!
 

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Did you hear about the guy who eat 20 cans of alphabet soup?
He had the biggest vowel movement ever.
 

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How do you organize a party in space?

You planet
 

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This thread never disappoints.............love it!
 

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My girlfriend bewitches me.

Everytime I pick her up for a date, she says, " I'll bewitches in 5 minutes."
 

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This thread never disappoints.............love it!
Bzzzzzzz! While this isn’t Jeopardy, all comments must be in the form of a dad joke. You know, short and sometimes it takes a minute to figure it out. 😅
 

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I call these elevator jokes because they work on so many levels.
that is wrong on so many levels .......but funny on just as many
 

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
 

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Did you hear the one about the guy who goes camping every year?

When asked how it was his answer was, "It was so in tents"
 

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I had a Great childhood, my Dad used to let me get in a car tire and roll me down hills.......Those were Goodyears
 

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News Flash: Man gets hit by car, said, "It Hertz"
 

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The pedestrian didn't know which way to go, so I hit him.
 

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer.
 

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what do you call bees that produce milk?

boo-bees
 

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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Wait for it..............................

Because he was on a roll. :laughing:
 

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So what if I can't spell armageddon? It's not the end of the world.
 

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