Where will Mickey Mouse be interred?
A Mouseoleum.
A Mouseoleum.
The dad joke thread
What do you call a camel with no humps??
HUMPHREY
HUMPHREY
Did you hear the one about the guy who accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles?
His next poop could spell disaster.
His next poop could spell disaster.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Went to the zoo this morning and saw baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?
“HDMI”
(okay, maybe a bit of a niche joke, but....)
“HDMI”
(okay, maybe a bit of a niche joke, but....)
You know what's odd?
Every other number
Every other number
Without geometry life would be pointless.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
You look for the fresh prints.
I just bought a Thesaurus and when I got home all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Where do they send Volkswagons when they get old?
Wait for it................................................
To an old Volks Home.
Wait for it................................................
To an old Volks Home.
I wonder if they call the President of Kraft Foods the “Big Cheese”?!
Did you hear about the new football league that pits NFL teams against Prison football teams?
It has it's pros and cons.
It has it's pros and cons.
I'm going to save all these... then put them in a...
DAD-a-base!
DAD-a-base!
My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”. Great man, terrible geologist.
What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing he was gladiator.
The inventor of Velcro died! RIP
Prose and cons may also be found in the prison bookstore.
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at the Elementary School?
It's OK, he woke up!!!
It's OK, he woke up!!!
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
He was Napoleon Blown-Apart.
He was Napoleon Blown-Apart.
My wife had an origami business until it folded.
A truck loaded with Viagra was stolen from a truck stop, two suspects were seen.
The police put out a “Be On The Lookout” for two hardened criminals.
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Rabbit go into the bar...
Rabbit says: "I think there's been some kind of clerical error"...
Rabbit says: "I think there's been some kind of clerical error"...
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.