The dad joke thread
Are you tan from the sun?
Hi, I’m Tim from earth. Nice to meet you.
Hi, I’m Tim from earth. Nice to meet you.
Track & Field officials: the souls that time men's tries.
bajapalm
it seems so simple..
https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Nail-Salon-Name-Causing-Quite-A-Controversy--506063551.html
I'm not sure this is going to bring in the clients they're looking for.
https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Nail-Salon-Name-Causing-Quite-A-Controversy--506063551.html
I'm not sure this is going to bring in the clients they're looking for.
Surprised they are not located in Jupiter, Fl!
Definitely a little racy for Sandusky OH. Although she might get a lot of walk-in traffic from Cedar Point
i'll tell you tomorrow
I ate two pieces of string, and they tied themselves together before I pooped them out.
I **** you knot.
I **** you knot.
Guess who I saw today?
Everyone I looked at.
Everyone I looked at.
I don't have a Dad bod...more of a Father figure!
Detective: “Do you know why we brought you in for questioning today?”
Person in room: “I’m not saying anything without my lawyer present.”
Detective: “Sir, you are the lawyer!”
Person: “Exactly, so where the heck is my present?”
Person in room: “I’m not saying anything without my lawyer present.”
Detective: “Sir, you are the lawyer!”
Person: “Exactly, so where the heck is my present?”
I met a guy from Australia who works in IT.
I asked, “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
I asked, “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
We were cleaning out one of our company driver trucks, and found an "Awesome good clean Joke" book and I've been finding co-workers who are in poor moods and dropping bombs on them like:
Why do squirrels climb trees?
How can you keep a fish from smelling?
Name a liquid that can't freeze?
Why do squirrels climb trees?
- To get away from the nuts on the ground.
How can you keep a fish from smelling?
- Cut off their noses
Name a liquid that can't freeze?
- Hot water
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school?
It's okay, he woke before recess.
It's okay, he woke before recess.
The police were called to the local craft store today because there was a man going around and putting his testicles in the glitter.....it was pretty nuts!
I love this joke. I texted the first line to my wife and then waited. She didn't like the second line much.
The redneck word of the day is rectum:
I had 2 real nice 4 wheeler's but I rectum...
I had 2 real nice 4 wheeler's but I rectum...
Did you hear about the new band called 1023 MB?
No?
Not surprising - they haven't had a gig yet.
No?
Not surprising - they haven't had a gig yet.
why did the chicken go to a seance?
to get to the other side.......
to get to the other side.......