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How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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I didn't know this thread existed. I didn't know I needed it to brighten my Thursday. Well done boys.
Make sure you go back to the beginning. Lots of good stuff early on.
OtterMan
Active member
So I saw guy early this morning trying to steal a gate. I was going to say something to him but I was afraid he might take a fence!
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
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Too
Just seen 2 blind men fighting in the street - you should have seen them run when I said "My money's on the one with the knife...."
bajapalm
it seems so simple..
[h=3]I went into a pet shop and told the owner that i want twelve bees[/h]
He handed me thirteen and said "last one is a freebie"
He handed me thirteen and said "last one is a freebie"
bajapalm
it seems so simple..
[h=3]Dad, that man accused you and Mom of being something called pyromaniacs. Is that true?[/h]
Yes, we arson
Yes, we arson
People that wear glasses are looking forward to January 1st....it's the first time they will see 2020!
A story was shown on the news today about a man that makes origami backwoods. Guess I have to watch to see how it unfolds!
OtterMan
Active member
Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest. As he swung his axe, the tree said "don't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!'
The lumberjack replied, "and you will dialogue."
The lumberjack replied, "and you will dialogue."
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
- He pasta away
- We cannoli do so much
- His legacy will become a pizza history
- How sad that he ran out of thyme
- Sending olive my prayers to the family
- His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it
- He pasta away
- We cannoli do so much
- His legacy will become a pizza history
- How sad that he ran out of thyme
- Sending olive my prayers to the family
- His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it
What's the difference between the Bird Flu and Swine Flu? One you need tweetment and the other oinkment.
One I saw today....
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife screamed, "you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation...
What a strange way to start a conversation...
A bacterium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out! We don't want your kind in here!"
The bacterium says, "What do you mean? I work here. I'm staph."
The bartender says, "Get out! We don't want your kind in here!"
The bacterium says, "What do you mean? I work here. I'm staph."
I'm a social vegan....I avoid meet!
Dad puns...
That’s how eye roll
That’s how eye roll
I went bald quite early in my life, but I kept my comb, just can't part with it
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in the leaves?
Russell
Russell