The dad joke thread

My dad sat me down and told me that he used to be a woman. I thanked him for being so transparent.
 
What do mice say when they lose at checkers?

Rats!!!
 
Where do beef burgers go to dance.

The Meatball.
 
Whats Blue and smells like Red Paint?

Blue paint
 
why can't T-Rex clap?

Cause he's dead
 
Due to the quarantine I will only be doing inside jokes. :dohanim:
 
With a hat tip to UberPete...

Q: How has COVID-19 impacted your game?
A: My ball has been social distancing from the cup.
 
What sort of letters was the basketball player tired of getting?

Dunk mail. :LOL:
 
What do Olympic sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing they fast.
 
A weasal walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, Ive never seen a weasal before, What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasal.
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”
 
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...
 
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