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Why couldn't the Leopard play hide and seek?
Because it was always spotted!
Because it was always spotted!
My dad would say this.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
They say that nothing rhymes with orange.
That isn't true, and I don't know why "they" say that.
Nothing and orange DO NOT RHYME.
That isn't true, and I don't know why "they" say that.
Nothing and orange DO NOT RHYME.
What do you call a fear of giants? Feefiphobia!
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Condoms should be used in every conceivable occasion.
Did you know that before the crowbar was invented....
most crows drank at home.
most crows drank at home.
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When settling a dispute between two egotists, it's always an I for an I. :zsimpsons:
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What does a mermaid wear to Math class?
An Algea-bra.
An Algea-bra.
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Why can't the bicycle stand without support?
(You know you're gonna hate it...)
Because it's too tired! :egyptian:
(You know you're gonna hate it...)
Because it's too tired! :egyptian:
What is a hurricane's favorite board game?
Twister!!! :laughing:
Twister!!!
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 
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If you don't pay your Exorcist, you get repossessed. :alien2:
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Once you've see one shopping center, you've seen a mall... :laughing:
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
To raise some dough.
To raise some dough.
Why was the belt sent to jail?
Wait for it.......................
For holding up a pair of pants.
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Wait for it.......................
For holding up a pair of pants.
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I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look grandpa, no hands.
Look grandpa, no hands.
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More of a riddle than a joke but you'll still groan.
A woman is in line at the grocery store and she's holding a chicken. The man behind her asks her a question. The question is also the name of an automobile company. What did he ask?
A woman is in line at the grocery store and she's holding a chicken. The man behind her asks her a question. The question is also the name of an automobile company. What did he ask?
What are the sexiest animals on the farm?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
Brown chicken, brown cow.
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The comma ruins it.