The official Banter Away Thread

[bogeyme]

Do we have a smilie that laughs and slaps his knee. Some of those were pretty funny Claire. :banana:

 

[Smallville]

Not exactly, but:

 

[ClairefromClare]

Not exactly, but:

Smallville definitely wins the prize for best smilies! Here's the Latin, anyway:

"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy is here.)

"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the wrinkled dog.)

"Sic semper tyrannis."
(Your dinosaur is ill.)

"Veni, vedi, Vichy."
(I came, I saw, I capitulated to German occupation forces.)

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro."
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

"No Quid Pro Quo."
(I'm sorry, we're all out of Quid.)

"Motorolus interruptus."
(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

"E pluribus septum."
(Multiple nose piercings.)

"Corpus mutilatus, non labori ad infinitum."
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
(Remove foil before microwaving.)

"Revelare Pecunia!"
(Show me the money!)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It is now safe to turn off your computer.)

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

 

[TheNewBrad]

"Sharpei diem."[/COLOR][/FONT]
(Seize the wrinkled dog.) ....

Who said Latin was a dead language?? Thanks for helping with my 'edu-kayshun' Claire.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Who said Latin was a dead language?? Thanks for helping with my 'edu-kayshun' Claire.

^----------------- That's adorable, but what is it?

 

[Smallville]

umm, he's snorting coke.

 

[TheNewBrad]

umm, he's snorting coke.

It gets me through my latin lessons.

 

[Smallville]

Haha. Hey, whatever works!

 

[ClairefromClare]

umm, he's snorting coke.

I'm such a naif! :tremble:

Me, I just want to cop a ritalin prescription.

 

[Smallville]

We'll let it slide this time Claire, since we know you are the innocent one.

 

[MO_Hacker]

I'm such a naif! :tremble:

Me, I just want to cop a ritalin prescription.

Would that be a "Desperate Housewives" reference?

 

[Smallville]

I'm picturing Eva Longoria. Not for any reason, I just do that a lot!

 

[ClairefromClare]

We'll let it slide this time Claire, since we know you are the innocent one.

As Hubby would tell you, I get an A+ for brains and a B- for common sense.

Would that be a "Desperate Housewives" reference?

Sort of; it always sounded like a cool idea. I'd settle or Adderall.

I'm picturing Eva Longoria. Not for any reason, I just do that a lot!

But it was one of the other ones--Lynette, and I forget who plays her. Seems like the most grounded of them (which ain't saying much).

 

[julie_m]

But it was one of the other ones--Lynette, and I forget who plays her. Seems like the most grounded of them (which ain't saying much).

Felicity Huffman. Married to William H. Macy. Won an Emmy for that episode. (Not that anyone is going to care in the least.)

 

[JB]

Felicty Huffman's best work is still Sportsnight. The episodes in which her husband was on thow show were just great.

 

[Smallville]

I don't know about all that, I'm still picturing Eva Longoria!
She so resembles my wifes former boss in California.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Felicity Huffman. Married to William H. Macy. Won an Emmy for that episode. (Not that anyone is going to care in the least.)

THanks, Llulie--I remembered her name earlier this morning but couldn't recall his. As Hollywood couples go, they always seemed relatively down to earth.

 

[julie_m]

THanks, Llulie--I remembered her name earlier this morning but couldn't recall his. As Hollywood couples go, they always seemed relatively down to earth.

Right, they've been married for more than 10 years, which in Hollywood time is 40. HAHA

 

[ClairefromClare]

Right, they've been married for more than 10 years, which in Hollywood time is 40. HAHA

Hmmm... Ed Harris (my all-time hottie) and Amy Madigan have been married for 25 years. So they're celebrating a century?

Respond to this and you're at 400 posts! :clapp:

 

[Harry Longshanks]

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

Am I the only guy in the world who thinks Angelina Jolie has a weird looking face?

Great body (assuming it's even real), but I've never thought she was that pretty.

 

[Smallville]

I don't know Harry, I think she's pretty hot.

 

[TheNewBrad]

Am I the only guy in the world who thinks Angelina Jolie has a weird looking face?
...

Yes Harry, that officially confirms it, you are the only guy who thinks that. Now, if you'd said that Angelina Jolie is weird, that's a different matter.

[author's note: if anyone responds in support of Harry's note, they're obviously weird also]

 

[MO_Hacker]

Dang Smallville, why would you do that? How about a pic of her as Lara Croft:banana:

 

[Smallville]

How about Kristen Kreuk instead?

 

[MO_Hacker]

Not bad at all, that Angelina photo gives me the creeps.