More Gooder
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Just had a late lunch with my pregnant wife. The waiter asked "when's the baby due?", I looked at him all serious and semi-angry "she isn't pregnant!".....the look on his face was priceless. The best part was the fact I didn't think to tell him I was joking until like 15 minutes later, it was soooooo awkward. I left him a good tip though.