SquirrelyDave
Allegedly....
Well we can take care of that.
"You see honey I'm buying this in order to make more putts. More putts made equals less strokes taken which in turn means my round of golf will take less time. That means I'll be home quicker and can spend more quality time with my beautiful wife."
This route can be effective as well, especially when applied after the mind-numbing tech talk. You wouldn’t want her really remembering you said less time at the golf course...that might cut into 19th hole time.