The Official Banter Away Thread

I'm waiting to hear on a new job. I'm not good when i'm in limbo. I'm a bit OCD and everything kinda has to be in order.
Yeah there were lots of ‘Jokes’ leading up to this about my job being on the line. It was a big expensive initiative. So many ‘jokes’ it definitely started feeling serious.

Anyways, I’m still here baby! Whew. So I get it feels much better ‘knowing’. Hope you know something soon as well.
 
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Apparently spotted in Philly. What is happening there?

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It is my understanding that there are similar signs in the women's bathrooms here at work. They may not have pictures, but more or less asking the same courtesy.
 
It is my understanding that there are similar signs in the women's bathrooms here at work. They may not have pictures, but more or less asking the same courtesy.
I used the restroom at my dealership while there last week. They had a page on the wall with a whole list of etiquette rules. Wiping the seat, spraying air freshener, cleaning bowl marks if a brush is available, etc.

I found it kind of odd to be honest
 
Butter popcorn jelly beans are ******* gross.
 
I feel like my swing is in a really good place to start the season. We will see tomorrow.
 
Last day at work until after Memorial Day. HalfAuzzie and I leave for Atlanta and Momocon (don't ask) at birds fart Wednesday morning.

I also booked the hotel for the Raven home opener for him and I as I'm trying to make that a yearly thing for us to do. Now I have to get the money together for game tickets.
 
I need to stop getting to the golf course with only like six minutes to spare.




I could probably make it from the car to the tee in three minutes
 
Yeah there were lots of ‘Jokes’ leading up to this about my job being on the line. It was a big expensive initiative. So many ‘jokes’ it definitely started feeling serious.

Anyways, I’m still here baby! Whew. So I get it feels much better ‘knowing’. Hope you know something soon as well.
My rule, due to my position, is to never joke about another person's job.

That's such a poor management thing to do. Making light or someone's (potentially) entire lifestyle and career is so disrespectful it's grounds for them to get a write up (if they are in a management position, or someone with the authority to execute on that "joke").

Such a sh***y thing for people to do to one another.
 
What a whirlwind of the last 48 hours. Had to head to Ft Lauderdale unexpectedly for work on Wednesday, spent the day there yesterday and didnt feel like driving back late last night. Up early to drive this morning and now back in my office. Feel like I havent stopped moving since Tuesday night.
 
What a whirlwind of the last 48 hours. Had to head to Ft Lauderdale unexpectedly for work on Wednesday, spent the day there yesterday and didnt feel like driving back late last night. Up early to drive this morning and now back in my office. Feel like I havent stopped moving since Tuesday night.
Sounds like a good enough excuse to go home early today for me.
 
Sounds like a good enough excuse to go home early today for me.
I wish, but being out of my office for the last two days has me with waaaay to much to catch up with and follow up on.
 
My SIM Place has changed their business model, and I don't get it.
Unless you are a "member", the only time they are open for you is 6pm to 10pm Tuesday to Saturday.
All other times are "member" only. So my 10am weekend sim time is now not accessible for me.

Member options?
$50 a month, gets you 1 hr in a sim, discounts on other tee times, and access to members hours.
$150 a month, during member hours gets you 2hrs sim time EVERY DAY, discounts etc.

So my availability isn't enough to warrant $150 a month (especially during the summer when I would rather be outside).
But if I get the $50 option, I am just donating $20 a month and get no value from it (aside from access to 24/7 access to tee times).

They are now only staffing the place during the 6pm -10pm times, as they have taken over running a golf course during the summer as well lol.

I don't get it. Yes they are saving on the labor, but eliminating all the non-member access is weird to me, all that revenue is gone.
 
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What a whirlwind of the last 48 hours. Had to head to Ft Lauderdale unexpectedly for work on Wednesday, spent the day there yesterday and didnt feel like driving back late last night. Up early to drive this morning and now back in my office. Feel like I havent stopped moving since Tuesday night.
Sounds like you need to get on the @Mmaynard11 plan, that calls for a vacation to recover!
 
My SIM Place has changed their business model, and I don't get it.
Unless you are a "member", the only time they are open for you is 6pm to 10pm Tuesday to Saturday.
All other times are "member" only. So my 10am weekend sim time is now not accessible for me.

Member options?
$50 a month, gets you 1 hr in a sim, discounts on other tee times, and access to members hours.
$150 a month, during member hours gets you 2hrs sim time EVERY DAY, discounts etc.

So my availability isn't enough to warrant $150 a month (especially during the summer when I would rather be outside).
But if I get the $50 option, I am just donating $20 a month and get no value from it (aside from access to 24/7 access to tee times).

They are now only staffing the place during the 6pm -10pm times, as they have taken over running a golf course during the summer as well lol.

I don't get it. Yes they are saving on the labor, but eliminating all the non-member access is weird to me, all that revenue is gone.
We can spin this into justification for a sim at home...
 
OMG @JDax you cant make this up. I make a jab at LSU and then this appears in my feed literally just now.

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Clearly majored in some sort of literary or communicative field. Possibly marketing...
 
Clearly majored in some sort of literary or communicative field. Possibly marketing...
I was thinking more like intersectional albino whale gender studies or some such.
 
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