The Official Banter Away Thread

I have somehow shorn the head off an Epoch each of my last three rounds
The last round I played with my BIL - I took off the bottom pointy portion and then like 2 holes later the top so I get you. First time I had done that, that I recall, all I ended up with was tee shaft.
 
THP for days.

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That’s 4 different styles of THP tees. I have a retail therapy problem whenever they put something to market.

I was telling my friend this past weekend i was paired with in a tourny.....about how i pocketed like 75 tees from Victoria National .

I was like "they brought out a whole box of them to the first tee. I double fisted them and asked the dude if this was cool".......he responded like in a british accent "excellent choice sir"

And then i shoved them all in my bag.

I have like 30 left LOL
 
Oh I do, when I first started playing I had those big bags of cheap tee's and I would blow through them like every hole or every other hole. Busted tee, new tee.

All of a sudden I start playing with these ones and I might break one a round or every other round if I'm swinging well. They tend to last a lot longer when you use one a round vs 15.

I also feel like I bought some to hit a minimum threshold for shipping or something from Epoch - that also might not be true and I was just telling myself that but it's at least a story of rationalization.

I put it in another thread, that's why I'm not buying any balls I would buy a dozen, try them out not love them get another dozen but then I would have 7 left of the old box. It wasn't really until last year or the year before that I wanted to settle on one ball, which was the QST for league and I enjoyed it. The goal is to go through all of my balls and then start playing only one ball.
I will never use another tee!
 
I will never use another tee!
I can’t see myself using a different one any time soon. I’m sure there will be an advancement but I’ve got a few years before I need to really look into it. They are so good and last so long, that’s probably 300 rounds or more of tees, so 10 years at my rate.
 
I just sprayed my driver all over the simulator. I need a lesson before someone gets hurt 😖
 
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I feel like I'm getting a little cranky and short with people on THP lately. I'm sorry it's not like me and not who I want to be. I don't understand the catalyst; I'm not under a large amount of stress or anything. The stress in my professional life is over now that I've finished some projects, and I'm at my best on a personal level in a long time. Life is as stress-free as it gets, but I'm still finding myself annoyed and cranky, and that's manifesting in stuff I post here.

I'm going to try to take a little reset break away for a bit, I doubt anyone cares a whole lot, but I did want to publically say my bad for being cranky on THP the past few days. I'm cognizant enough to recognize it.
I've had moments of the same man, you're good.
 
Highly recommended 90 point red wine tastes terrible.
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
Sorry to hear this. Thoughts and prayers to you and your family.
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
Sorry to read this, T&P your way.
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
Sorry for your loss sir.
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
 
Happy Hump Day THP!
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
Very very sorry to hear this man.
 
Haven’t had a yearly check up with a doc in 25 years… just haven’t felt the need. Going today to get the full work up - sigh getting old sucks.
 
Got the call from work tonight no one wants to hear. Shortly after midnight tonight my dad passed away peacefully in his sleep.
Sorry to hear that, man. Condolences to you and your family.
 
Haven’t had a yearly check up with a doc in 25 years… just haven’t felt the need. Going today to get the full work up - sigh getting old sucks.
Glad you are doing this Cap. I am like you and don’t do a yearly check up!
 
Glad you are doing this Cap. I am like you and don’t do a yearly check up!
Figure I do this one and make my wife happy and I’m good for another 25 right?
 
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