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Best lunch ever

Hit the range- now a quick bite before work.

Fat guys FTW

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Haha. Five Guys is awesome.
 
Yummy!!!!


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I don't really see why this was deserving of its own thread.

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At least take the time to find your favorite hamburger thread, if you eat as slow as you golf I lost interest on the first french fry

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JRod said:
How do people eat stuff like this.
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I do when I am hungover. Grease cures them

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JRod said:
How do people eat stuff like this.
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Its very simple.
Normally for a burger joint such as this, you go to the counter and place your order.
Sit down at the table and they call your number.
You go back to the counter and pick up your food.
Then go back to your seat
Unwrap burger and make sure you unwrap fries too.
Have ketchup ready for fries.
Pick burger up and make sure you are leaning forward so no grease on clothing.
Take a bite of burger and begin chewing.
Set burger down and grab a french fry.
Dip in ketchup and then put in mouth.
Repeat steps above until food is gone.
Stopping between bites to sip on a cool beverage.
 
JB said:
Its very simple.
Normally for a burger joint such as this, you go to the counter and place your order.
Sit down at the table and they call your number.
You go back to the counter and pick up your food.
Then go back to your seat
Unwrap burger and make sure you unwrap fries too.
Have ketchup ready for fries.
Pick burger up and make sure you are leaning forward so no grease on clothing.
Take a bite of burger and begin chewing.
Set burger down and grab a french fry.
Dip in ketchup and then put in mouth.
Repeat steps above until food is gone.
Stopping between bites to sip on a cool beverage.
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Play by play? Epic and absolutely necessary!


I'm not a down putter though, I'm a one hand drink/fry goer.
 
Thainer said:
Play by play? Epic and absolutely necessary!


I'm not a down putter though, I'm a one hand drink/fry goer.
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That is an impressive trait to behold. But you dip your fries in mayo being from the north, so you do get deducted a point...hehe
 
Five Guys is awesome...just sayin!

It's no Donut Burger...but still damn good!
 
JB said:
Its very simple.
Normally for a burger joint such as this, you go to the counter and place your order.
Sit down at the table and they call your number.
You go back to the counter and pick up your food.
Then go back to your seat
Unwrap burger and make sure you unwrap fries too.
Have ketchup ready for fries.
Pick burger up and make sure you are leaning forward so no grease on clothing.
Take a bite of burger and begin chewing.
Set burger down and grab a french fry.
Dip in ketchup and then put in mouth.
Repeat steps above until food is gone.
Stopping between bites to sip on a cool beverage.
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do you bypass the peanuts while you are waiting on your order?
 
JB said:
That is an impressive trait to behold. But you dip your fries in mayo being from the north, so you do get deducted a point...hehe
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I only dip them in Mayo because we get extra points in Canada for that move. Tough break for a foreigner.
 
One-T said:
I don't really see why this was deserving of its own thread.

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Because he is a "Hacker"....

And they are the most interesting golfers on the forum.....

Therefore everything they, eat, say, hear, etc.....is important.

I see you have a "wrong" badge so it is understood that you would not understand. :D
 
JB said:
Its very simple.
Normally for a burger joint such as this, you go to the counter and place your order.
Sit down at the table and they call your number.
You go back to the counter and pick up your food.
Then go back to your seat
Unwrap burger and make sure you unwrap fries too.
Have ketchup ready for fries.
Pick burger up and make sure you are leaning forward so no grease on clothing.
Take a bite of burger and begin chewing.
Set burger down and grab a french fry.
Dip in ketchup and then put in mouth.
Repeat steps above until food is gone.
Stopping between bites to sip on a cool beverage.
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You forgot that for people like 4 iron there is app. This way when you get off at 5:30 central time you can pre-order your burger and have it waiting on you.

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One-T said:
I don't really see why this was deserving of its own thread.

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It was the random banter thread and I was bored. Don't hate.

Go make a video of it.

Admit you- you mis cg13, I see it in your videos.

Hah
 
JB said:
Its very simple.
Normally for a burger joint such as this, you go to the counter and place your order.
Sit down at the table and they call your number.
You go back to the counter and pick up your food.
Then go back to your seat
Unwrap burger and make sure you unwrap fries too.
Have ketchup ready for fries.
Pick burger up and make sure you are leaning forward so no grease on clothing.
Take a bite of burger and begin chewing.
Set burger down and grab a french fry.
Dip in ketchup and then put in mouth.
Repeat steps above until food is gone.
Stopping between bites to sip on a cool beverage.
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Touche, I guess a better question would have been how do you not spend the next 24 hours attached to the can after eating something like this.

I just can't do it, I guess I envy those that can eat stuff like this and actually digest it and/or not weigh 300+ lbs.
 
JRod said:
Touche, I guess a better question would have been how do you not spend the next 24 hours attached to the can after eating something like this.

I just can't do it, I guess I envy those that can eat stuff like this and actually digest it and/or not weigh 300+ lbs.
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Practie dude, just like anything else. :act-up:
 
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