Ouch.Lemme tell you a tale of craptastic finishing ability.
A couple years back I hit the course to play a quick nine before work. Made 6 birdies and 3 pars. Told work to F off for another hour and a half. Course record is a 64, I had to ask.
Arrived on 18’s tee -9 9 birdies and 8 pars, with a random paired as my witness.
Promptly blocked the living crap out of one OOB. Knocked the next one within a foot of OOB and under a 12” high limb. Could only hit it 20’ or just enough to get it to the green with my 5th shot. Two putts from the wrong tier and a -6 66 that coulda shoulda been a course record. 2 7i’s on 18 and par that hole that day 98% of the time. Even a bogey and I tie.
I believe you. It's simply a coincidence that every time I've seen you play, you've sprayed balls every which way.It was painful. You probably don’t buy it anyways having seen me play, lol.
Main difference that day, didn’t miss putts under 20ft on a pretty easy greens course.
I expect an update or two. Might need the inspiration!!Masters coverage and Oas coverage. A Tradition Unlike Any Other!
Before and after the round.I expect an update or two. Might need the inspiration!!
Or, actually, if someone duffs one, or comes up hilariously short, or looks like they broke something picking up their tee that would probably make me feel better.
Does anyone ever use their heated seats to loosen up their back? Just me? Also, why did no one tell me about that??