Out of bounds re-tee plus 2
But thats at least clever
So is it one or two? Current rule 14.6 is 1 stroke.The 13 ancient rules of golf
8. If you should lose your Ball, by it's being taken up, or any other way, you are to go back to the Spot, where you struck last, & drop another Ball, And allow your adversary a Stroke for the misfortune.