What's the Perfect Chinese Food Plate?

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What's the perfect combo plate for Chinese food? Let's say it has to include:

Two entrees
An appetizer
Your choice of rice or noodles

What are you going with? Extra points for appropriate use of all sauce options.
 
Honey Walnut Shrimp
Kung Pao Scallops
Soup Dumplings
Lo Mein or Chow Mei Fun
 
Egg Foo Young
Sesame Chicken
Wonton soup
Pork fried rice

My wife's preferences are completely different, so I rarely get to order all of the above.
 
Mongolian Beef (Spicy preferred)
Orange Chicken
Shrimp fried rice lathered in soy sauce
Veggie egg roll with Sweet & Sour sauce
 
Crab rangoon
Spring rolls with soy sauce, hot mustard, and sweet sauce

General Tso's chicken

Shrimp fried rice



There's a Chinese buffet I'd go to pre-covid that has coconut chicken... I get that and General Tso's chicken... and sesame chicken... and orange chicken.:)
 
chicken chow mein
general tso's chicken
fried wontons
pork fried rice

MAN, now i want Chinese food
 
Shrimp Dumplings
Kung Pao Chicken
Beef Fried Rice
Spicy Tuna Rolls
 
Crab Rangoon with sweet and sour sauce
Lemon Chicken with the sauce on the Rice
Honey Walnut Shrimp
Chicken Fried Rice
 
Mongolian Beef (Spicy preferred)
Orange Chicken
Shrimp fried rice lathered in soy sauce
Veggie egg roll with Sweet & Sour sauce
I see you sneaking vegetables in there.

My plate would be

Mongolian Beef (spicy)
Moo goo gai pan (spicy)
Shrimp fried rice
Egg drop soup
 
Egg Foo Young
Sweet and Sour pork
Pork Chow Mein
Chicken Fried Rice

Wow...now I am really hungry.
 
Are people reading the instructions @golfunfiltered posted in the first post?
 
Beef from the Mongolian region
Chicken from General Teesoooooo
Low Man or rice fries, can't go wrong if it doesn't suck
A couple pork rolled eggs

Or just give me the Dan Dan Noodles from Pei Wei @JB.
 
sesame chicken with a good crispiness to the batter
general tso's chicken on the spicy side with just a hint of sweetness
egg roll with a healthy glop of duck sauce and spicy mustard
sticky white rice

and a pair of stretchy pants ready at the helm for the gut bloat and regret that is to follow
 
Crab Rangoon
Hot Braised Pork
Combo fried rice
 
I don't think everyone knows what an entree is.
 
Orange peel chicken
Mongolian Beef
Steamed dumplings
Fried rice
 
Does it have to be Chinese? Can it be Vietnamese or Thai?

Pho I think it's with beef tendon and shaved beef
Spring rolls with sweet and sour sauce
Pad Thai Chicken with extra peanut sauce
Shrimp fried rice
 
Szechuan spicy chicken with peanuts and just diced scallions no other extra vegetables. I used to have a favorite place that went out of business and I haven't been able to find a suitable replacement.
Hunan crispy shrimp
Peking Ravioli pan fried using the hoisin sauce.
White rice

I would like to front end this with Hot and Sour soup.
 
Does it have to be Chinese? Can it be Vietnamese or Thai?

Pho I think it's with beef tendon and shaved beef
Spring rolls with sweet and sour sauce
Pad Thai Chicken with extra peanut sauce
Shrimp fried rice

What's your favorite dog breed?
Answer: Elephant :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

All in good fun Scorpion
 
White rice
Long noodles
Roast duck
Red pork (char siu)
Then dumplings as an appetizer.
 
 
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