Which of these golfers makes you cringe the most?

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While most of the list is bad, the Angry guy is the worst.

My ranking from worst to less worse?:
1- Angry Guy
2 - Ball Retriever Guy
3 - Loud Music Guy
4 - Cargo Shorts guy (Though 3 and 4 are kinda a toss up)
5 - 14 way guy - honestly not that bad, but i've also been this guy minus the iron covers.
 
Loud music guy is the worst. No way to get away from it. At least the others you can get a reprieve of sorts throughout the round.
 
14 way and cell phone belt clip are the same person
 
Angry guy ruins the round the most. Its just not fun.
 
1. Loud music guy. I like music on the course, but we're not at Woodstock. Turn that s**t down.
2. Angry guy. Get over yourself, you're not good enough to get mad, and you're embarrassing yourself with your temper tantrums.
3. Ball retriever guy. I don't mind somebody having/using it for their own ball once in a while, but if you're going ball fishing you're getting left behind. We're here to play golf.

The others I couldn't care less about. I don't care what bag/headcovers you use or what you wear. Keep up, be a good hang and we're all good.
 
While most of the list is bad, the Angry guy is the worst.

My ranking from worst to less worse?:
1- Angry Guy
2 - Ball Retriever Guy
3 - Loud Music Guy
4 - Cargo Shorts guy (Though 3 and 4 are kinda a toss up)
5 - 14 way guy - honestly not that bad, but i've also been this guy minus the iron covers.
I'd swap 2 and 3 but otherwise agree.
 
The Angry guy and loud music is the only ones I care about. Moreso the Angry guy being with someone like that is the quickest way for me to be miserable out there.

I give less than zero craps what someone else is wearing or has in their bag regardless of how many slots are in it.
 
I'd swap 2 and 3 but otherwise agree.
I could see that. I just associate the ball retriever guy as the guy who also spends 5 minutes looking for every wayward shot wether it's clearly gone or not and I have more issues with wasting time on the course.

The loud music guy is going to annoy almost everyone but hopefully you can keep it moving.
 
Anger guy. No one wants to play with a psychopath.
 
Loud music guy.

None of the others really bother me. Angry guy gets old after a while, but I understand getting frustrated from time to time. I don't care about the rest and whatever someone wears or has in their bag is not my concern.
 
Only 2 of these effect me in any way.

Anger Guy sucks. He makes others a part of his sh***y world.
Loud music guy can suck too. You can do stuff without needing constant sound to distract you from your inner monologue.
Ball retriever guy only sucks if he slows up play.
Iron Cover guy and Cargo Shorts guy are just dudes making style choices. Who cares?
 
It's a tossup between angry guy and loud music guy for me. I love music on the course but it stresses me out if someone in my group is playing too loud. Angry guy sucks and can really bring the vibe down, but I worry less about ticking someone else off in his case.

Cargo short guy just cracks me up and as long as the ball retriever guy doesn’t hold up it doesn’t bother me.

Admittedly, I am a 14 way bag user but it really doesn’t matter to me what kind of bag someone’s using.
 
Loud music guy, closely followed by angry guy.

The rest I can live with.
 
Anger guy #1
 
I could see that. I just associate the ball retriever guy as the guy who also spends 5 minutes looking for every wayward shot wether it's clearly gone or not and I have more issues with wasting time on the course.

The loud music guy is going to annoy almost everyone but hopefully you can keep it moving.
I've had better luck getting a ball retriever guy to move along than I've had with the random guy who wants to hear his music no matter how far away from his cart he might be.
 
Angry guy
Loud music
Ball retriever , unless just getting their own ball back and no hold up.
The rest I don't give two cents about.
 
Don't have insta, but angry guy by far and away. Nobody cares about you and your golf that much, calm down.
 
The guy playing loud music is the only one that has a direct impact on me. He’s a twat!
 
I'll stick with my instagram answer, f**k the angry guy. Just a total vibe killer
 
Why you got to pick on 14 way bag and iron cover guys like me we are perfectly harmless I only bit that one guy once for eyeing my iron covers
 
Loud music guy.

None of the others really bother me. Angry guy gets old after a while, but I understand getting frustrated from time to time. I don't care about the rest and whatever someone wears or has in their bag is not my concern.

Angry guy can be a memorable experience if he is angrily hilarious. Like really hulking out. I wouldn't want to do it every day, but it's always a great story to tell

Loud music guy bothers me if it's music i don't like
 
Angry guy would be the worst. Loud music… if it were just me I could handle it but if loud enough to bother others on the course it would ruin the round for me.

As for the rest, I’d be bothered more playing alongside anyone snobby and judgmental enough for those things to be important.
 
Angry guy and loud music guy are the only two at actively affects the people around them (assuming ball retriever guy is keeping pace). So I pick those. I dont give a flyin hoot what people wear or what their bag looks like
 
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