Would you play here?

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I'm good, thanks.
 
Its only 9 holes, hit it straight, what could go wrong? LOL
 
Only way I’m teeing it up is if we can open carry. A damn cheetah comes running at me, I’d like to pretend I had any sort of chance.
Even with open carry that cheetah would be on you before you cleared leather.
 
Even with open carry that cheetah would be on you before you cleared leather.
If that cheetah comes out from surprise, yeah I’m toast. If I see it before it starts to move toward me though, gun is out and already pointing at it. That may still be too slow, but I’d at least have a fighting chance.
 
Sure, I'd play it. The long flight would bother me more than the wildlife. Although as others have said, I'm taking a drop far away from the water's edge or the brush.

All those golfers and only one person has died? And I'll bet the guy who survived the leopard attack was probably trying to feed it - proceeded with "hey, someone get a video of this." :p
 
I'm playing it.

As the old saying goes, I don't need to be the fastest, just not the slowest - sorry @Wonger you're coming with me!
 
I'd play it with @snafu (Marine) covering my 6.
 
So, they are combining zoos and golf courses now?
 
I prefer to keep my golf and mauling trips separate.
 
Nope, and I additionally would be reluctant to play a Florida course with all those gators.
 
Only one death so far, I would give it a go.
 
I’d play it in a heartbeat
 
I'm playing it.

As the old saying goes, I don't need to be the fastest, just not the slowest - sorry @Wonger you're coming with me!
This does not sound like a good idea. Begrudgingly I would go, but just to ensure you don’t get swarmed by a pack of meerkats. But we also need to bring someone slower than us…can you grab someone from the hospital on crutches?
 
Too far away. I think Lion Country Safari in Florida needs to add a golf course.
 
I will play and be ready to take a few unplayable if danger were lurking
 
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Wrong thread 🤦🏻‍♂️
 
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He lost me at "true life Jurassic Park"....but no. I'm good.
 
In a heartbeat. Sign me up. However I think I would be more afraid of tall grass and the snakes. LOL
 
Lions? Nope.
 
This golf course reminds me of this story/joke

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa. He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf. He asked if there were any courses in the vicinity and was directed to one on the outskirts of the jungle.

After a short journey, he arrived at the course and advised the pro that he wanted to play 18 holes.

“Sure,” said the pro, “What’s your handicap?”

“Well, it’s 16,” said the businessman, “But I don’t see the relevance since I shall be playing alone.”

“No, it’s very important for us to know,” said the pro. He then called a caddie.

“Go out with this gentleman,” said the pro. “His handicap is 16.”

The businessman was very surprised at this constant reference to his handicap. However, he paid it no more attention. The caddie picked up the businessman’s bag and a large rifle, which he slung over his shoulder. Again, the businessman was surprised, but decided to ask no questions.

They arrived on the 1st hole, a par-4.

“Please avoid those trees on the left,” said the caddie.

Needless to say, the businessman duck-hooked his ball into the trees. He found his ball and was about to punch it out when he heard the loud crack of the rifle and a large snake fell dead from a tree above his head. The caddy stood next to him with the rifle smoking in his hand.

“That’s the most poisonous snake in all of Africa,” said the caddie. “You’re lucky I was here with you.”

After taking a bogey on the hole, they moved to the second, a par-5. “Avoid those bushes on the right,” said the caddie.

Of course, the businessman’s ball went slicing away into the bushes. As he went to pick up his ball, he heard the loud crack of the caddie’s rifle once more, and a huge lion fell dead at his feet.

“I’ve saved your life again,” said the caddie.

The third hole was a par-3 with a lake in front of the green. The businessman’s ball came up just short of the green and rolled back to the edge of the water.

He had a shot, however, but he had to place one foot into the lake to be able to play. As he was about to chip the ball onto the green, a large crocodile emerged from the water and bit off his right leg. As he fell to the ground, he saw the caddie with the rifle propped at his side looking on unconcerned.

As he fell to the ground, he saw the caddie with the rifle propped at his side looking on unconcerned.

“Why didn’t you shoot it?” asked the man, writhing in pain.

“I’m sorry, sir,” said the caddie, “This is the 17th handicap hole, you don’t get a shot here.”
 
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