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I recently bought a cart bag, and in the process of emptying my old bag I found a few bizarre things.

Cat treats
Remote for the tv's soundbar
Old car key for my 2000 Hyundai accent (sold it 5 years ago)

What's the weirdest thing you've seen in your bag?

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There was a thread like this not too long ago.
I posted then that I had a round of 40 cal from my Glock in the bag, and why, I don't know.
 
I can't wait for Sposey#'s to answer this!
When he went to tip the caddy at Pinehurst #2, his look was priceless!
 
After finally retiring an old Ping stand bag that I had for about 7 years, I found a mini Heineken Keg can. It was a keychain, that broke, and the can ended up in the bottom of the bag. The key chain was a joke, given to me by one of the guys in my golf league, after a golf trip to Hilton Head and a string of bad decisions combined with a whole lot of drinking led me to needing a ride home from a big girl's house....
 
Not my golf bag, but I was meeting up with a friend who moved out of town, but was back in Houston for a week, or so. Anyway, he ended up borrowing a set of clubs from his neighbor. Once we got to the course, he rummaged through the bag for some tees and balls and he stumbled upon a few adult movies. Guess the neighbor figured his stash would be safe in his golf bag.
 
Jank said:
Not my golf bag, but I was meeting up with a friend who moved out of town, but was back in Houston for a week, or so. Anyway, he ended up borrowing a set of clubs from his neighbor. Once we got to the course, he rummaged through the bag for some tees and balls and he stumbled upon a few adult movies. Guess the neighbor figured his stash would be safe in his golf bag.
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Sure it wasn't your golf bag....:alien:
 
Not my bag, but that of a playing partner, we found half a hotdog and an open can of coke in his bag, that he forgot he had stashed (I don't know why) during a round a couple weeks earlier.

It made for a pretty disgusting start to a round lol.
 
Jank said:
Not my golf bag, but I was meeting up with a friend who moved out of town, but was back in Houston for a week, or so. Anyway, he ended up borrowing a set of clubs from his neighbor. Once we got to the course, he rummaged through the bag for some tees and balls and he stumbled upon a few adult movies. Guess the neighbor figured his stash would be safe in his golf bag.
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" and a DVD player... we never made it out of the parking lot."

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When I was about 12 I went to Hawaii and played a round with my family. Now I wasn't really a golfer, just liked sports so I came home and the bag basically sat in my parents attic for years. Fast forward to when I was a freshman in college, I came home one summer and wanted to start playing golf as a hobby now. I got my bag down from the attic and inside was 2 good sized coconuts I apparently smuggled through inspection. I vaguely remembered taking them off the course and putting them in my bag but I think I had planned to open them up when we got back to our hotel and just forgot.
 
Michigan Slice said:
I can't wait for Sposey#'s to answer this!
When he went to tip the caddy at Pinehurst #2, his look was priceless!
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Tampons

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New ones... or...

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My wife would load our clubs now and then and always gave me crap for my bag being heavy. When I bought a new bag, I had right around $80 in quarters in the bottom ball pocket. Never wanted to be in need if I wanted to buy a drink on the course.
 
I had an old golf bag I came across in our attic the last time we moved (NC to TX), it was one of the old 95/96 era leather Callaway bags. Anyhow I was cleaning it out and found $1,800 in AMEX travelers checks left over from a trip we took in 97. For the life of me I have no idea why I needed travelers checks and what I could use them for - fortunately my wife figured it out.
 
I found a McDonald's burger in one of my OLD bags - years ago.
Burger looked like I could still eat it. I kid you not.
We flipped a coin to see if I would try it or not.....
 
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I found a McDonald's burger in one of my OLD bags - years ago.
Burger looked like I could still eat it. I kid you not.
We flipped a coin to see if I would try it or not.....
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I don't think they go bad! Probably last longer than a twinkie!
 
I occasionally find a club that can actually hit a ball.
 
A wrapped box of fake poop.


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Canadan said:
I have an awkwardly large amount of snacks in my bag. That's probably the weirdest thing about it.
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Poutine?

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Shriveled up apple ,what a great suprise that was

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I really don't have anything too weird in my bag but a buddy of mine gave upgraded his clubs and bag so he gave them to another buddy of ours who doesn't play that frequently. Well a long time passed and we all went our for a round and the guy with the hand me downs pulls the other guys wedding ring he had lost a longtime ago out of one of the pockets. Needless to say that guy now has a back up ring just in case he loses the first one.
 
A full can of beer.
 
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