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Funniest Seinfeld Themes Ever

Snapple? No thank you.. Too fruity
 
Seinfeld.....party of four.
 
Chinese restaurant.

The parking deck episode.

So classic, and both so applicable to today.
 
There was a second spitter

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"He stopped short and made a grab."

"He stopped short?...That's my move."
 
Kenny?

Man hands

High five!

Kramerica Industries

Heeelllllllloooooooooooo
 
George: "Nobodies a bigger failure than me!".
Jerry: "I have NO confidence in you! "
 
Hellooooooooo La la la.
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It was a scratch!

Serenity now!

Junior Mint?

Kramer, we have to let you go.
I don't even work here.
That's what makes this so hard.

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The Puffy Shirt appearance caused by The Low Talker

And then from the "have to have sex to save the friendship episode"... "A female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. A very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you left. You know there are two types of female orgasm: the real and the fake. And I'll tell you right now, as a man, we don't know. We do not know, because to man sex is like a car accident and determining the female orgasm is like being asked 'What did you see after the car went out of control?'. 'I heard a lot of screeching sounds. I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point. And in the end my body was thrown clear."
 
No a bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro.
 
Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?

Jerry to Newman: Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one.
Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.
 
he drove a better car with no arms?
 
Divorce is always hard. Especially on kids. Of Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together so ya never know.
 
No. No pick
 
Kenny rogers rosters
 
Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?
Puddy: That's right.
Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
Puddy: Not for me.
Elaine: Why not?
Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.
 
I watched 'man hands' last night. And bizzaro Jerry. Laughed so hard.
 
Art Vandelay - import/exporter....
 
Kramer doing the Movie time listings.

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You know the way you smell when you first come home from the beach?
Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that smell.


He's breathtaking. (re: the baby in the Hamptons)
 
Frogger!
 
HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO!

He's just not sponge worthy....

ooooooohh....I'm sorry. it's the moops
 
CAA_Beat said:
Kramer doing the Movie time listings.

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Why don't you just tell me what you want to see

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