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Funniest Seinfeld Themes Ever

Hellooooooooo
 
Well, you can just call me Henry.
Henry Atkins? The postmaster general?
 
"I returned Tropic of Cancer in 1971."
 
Kenny!!!!!
It is a rat hat and not a very good one
 
You know who you are? Even Steven.
 
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This guy really needs to patent and produce this ASAP
 
She's got man hands.
 
Hold it. Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
 
One of the best episodes ever right there.
 
"It's not a lie if you believe it..."
 
Mr. Marbles?

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I'm an architect.
What do you design?
Railroads.
I thought engineers did that.
They can.

SagmanBennetRobinsOppenheimAndTapp.
 
His father was a mudder and his mother was a mudder.
 
You know how to take a reservation, you don't know how to hold the reservation
 
Had a conservation with a friend today about a woman he thinks is hot - I referenced the good light/bad light episode. It's amazing how many times you can relate life back to a Seinfeld episode.


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My kids say the only connection I have to reality is Seinfeld references and I get a kick out of seeing people now in commercials that were on the show. Like the guy that now pitches some kind of new drug for something uncommon was the Squirrel doctor.
 
"Pipe down chorus boy" The episode with Lawrence Tierney as Alton Benes, Elaine's father is an early show gem. The entire scene in the hotel lobby between Jerry, George and Mr. Benes just kills me...
 
DaBuckBoys said:
"Pipe down chorus boy" The episode with Lawrence Tierney as Alton Benes, Elaine's father is an early show gem. The entire scene in the hotel lobby between Jerry, George and Mr. Benes just kills me...
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"We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tail-gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that."
 
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