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Fun sayings after hitting the Darkness driver

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​After JB brought light to the weight design of the Darkness driver I got to thinking(I'm snowed in today) of all the things that one could say around his/her friends after hitting it. I have a few but will start with one and let others add to it.

"Dong gone it"!
 
"Long Duck Dong".... Bonus points if you know where that comes from....


Dax
 
Wow that driver is long

Is it cold? Because that seemed short.



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JDax said:
"Long Duck Dong".... Bonus points if you know where that comes from....


Dax
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16 candles I believe

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"​I nutted that one"!
 
"The last time I saw something fly that far, I was on an airplane."

-I heard someone say that a couple weeks ago
 
If you hit it out of bounds are you penil-lized a stroke?
 
sweet! another 300 yard drive! 150 up & 150 down.
 
Short knocker


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Dirk Diggler!!
 
Pedro

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"You nutted that, that ball is long dong"

"That's what she said"
 
Shaft is a little soft which hurts performance.
 
"Did you get all of that one"? "Nope just the tip".
 
"I dribbled it over the cart path"
 
"After 2 holes, I'm 2 balls down"
 
 
I yanked it.

I pulled it.

Too much flex.

Slipped out of my hand.

That was a hairy shot.

In your face.

Oops.
 
Never up, never in!

JM
 
Ha-ha this is great stuff
 
"Get in the Hole!"
 
Strokin, Strokin
 
"Get Up!"

"Stay Up!"

"Aw man! Stop leaking!"

JM
 
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