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    why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?.......its for drizzle
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    Helium walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."

    Helium doesn't react.
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    I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician.

    And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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    Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Oh, there’s no point.
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    Dad drove me by a cemetery, looked at it and shouted out, “I hear they’re all dying to get in there!”
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    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

    But WHY did 7 eat 9? To get *3 square* meals.

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    When does water stop running down hill?


    When it reaches the bottom.
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    Didja hear about the battlefield doctor who got in trouble for his handling of the severed limbs of his patients?

    He was told to stop putting all his legs in one casket.
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    What's brown and sticky?

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    Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and his left leg?

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    He's all right.
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    Why James Bond like pork more than chicken?

    Because he likes his meat "Bacon, not bird."
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    last week there was a terrible accident, where a guy fell into an upholstery machine.......the guy turned out OK, he's fully re-covered.
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    What's the difference between a rhino and a zippo?

    One is a really heavy animal and the other is a little lighter.
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    One of my favs....

    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    Elephino!
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