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    Rene Decartes was at a fancy dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like a drink. Descartes replied, "I think not", and POOF, he disappeared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil75070 View Post
    Rene Decartes was at a fancy dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like a drink. Descartes replied, "I think not", and POOF, he disappeared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil75070 View Post
    Rene Decartes was at a fancy dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like a drink. Descartes replied, "I think not", and POOF, he disappeared.
    Great one!
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    Its really hard for a guy with a chemistry degree to make jokes because all the good ones argon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molten View Post
    Its really hard for a guy with a chemistry degree to make jokes because all the good ones argon.
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    The dad joke thread

    Some incredible ones in here! Nice job Dads.


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