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    The dad joke thread

    after reading the banter thread the last few days, I figured we needed this.

    I'll kick thing off:

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    Okay dad jokes = bad jokes.

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    Who dare?



    Dwayne




    Dwayne who?




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    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    White horse fell in the mud!


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    Quote Originally Posted by wadesworld View Post
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    White horse fell in the mud!
    Wanna hear a clean joke?

    White horse got a bath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molten View Post
    Paging @canadan. You created a monster
    Oh yes!!!!
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