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H8tobogie

H8tobogie

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I’m watching some Masters coverage and this thing is hanging outside my living room window. I can’t concentrate even though I know its across a pane of glass from me. This thing is huge. The body is about 3 inches long not counting the legs.

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Cleanse it with Fire. Burn it all.
 
WD40 it!


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My house would be burned to the ground.
 
I swear it’s watching me or maybe trying to view the masters!?


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That's almost as bad as fist fest.
 
That’s freaking huge, you should watch Arachnophobia after the Masters coverage
 
dazeedmonds said:
Cleanse it with Fire. Burn it all.
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i 2nd this. Burn it to the ground, start over, go to the course and watch via phone/ipad while playing and play dumb when you come home to the fire department.
 
Yeah roast that beast!
 
OITW said:
That’s freaking huge, you should watch Arachnophobia after the Masters coverage
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Oh I’ve seen it despite knowing I should avoid it. I hate spiders. HATE!!!!!!


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Burn the house down, but make sure you have somewhere else to watch the masters first!
 
You need to kill that monster!!!
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Let’s put this thing in perspective. This is a G410 hybrid about 1 foot away. Frames it nicely :)

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Wasp spray for him. Fire for all the eggs you don't know about. Then burn it again.
 
Toughen up buttercup! Just kidding, that thing is a beast.
 
H8tobogie said:
Let’s put this thing in perspective. This is a G410 hybrid about 1 foot away. Frames it nicely :)

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If you are that close, just Smash the Sh!t Out of It! For 20 to 40 minutes!
 
It's time to sell that house ASAP. It's the only solution.
 
Watch out, he'll jump and hang on to those turbulators!
 
Not venomous, their bites hurt, but don't have lasting effects on par with a black widow or brown recluse. Also, it eats most things that are bad for you and yours. Make it a pet, feed it crickets.
 
Maybe he's working up an estimate to scrape and re-paint :alien:
 
Spiders are your friends. They eliminate a lot of insects that otherwise would be worse than having a spider around.
 
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