Describe Your Putting with Seinfeld

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A spawn off the golf game movie and friend was using only Seinfeld lines or themes to describe his swing today.

Thought it could be fun for our putting.
 
Perfect for airing of the grievances.
 
Hit the green, read the breaks, yada, yada, yada...triple bogey.
 
Who knows? It's like asking where's Waldo.
 
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I know we will get a serenity Now in here.
 
Whenever I second guess my alignment over the ball: 'Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.'

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I know we will get a serenity Now in here.

Haha. Didn’t even leave the door cracked for me on that one... was in mid giphy search.
 
When I know that 6 footer for par is in a ball mark or something else says - “He’s a funny ****er”
 
Can’t stand ya!
 
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My (golf game) is the complete opposite of everything I wanted it to be. Every decision I’ve ever made has been wrong. Every instinct I’ve had, it’s all been wrong.
 
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Describe Your Putting with Seinfeld

This is how I feel when I read putts sometimes. To self, “this breaks 2 feet to the right” and watch it do something completely different.

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If every decision you’ve ever made has been wrong, wouldn’t that mean the exact opposite is right?


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it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

this is the most public yet of my many humiliations

to the victor belong the spoils
 
"My putting is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't sink it in one putt, you got to knock it back and forth a few times - then it goes in."
 
When you keep missing putts short...stop putting like a "Mulva!"
 
"You my friend have crossed the line between man and bum...you are now a bum."
 
Since getting my BHB02:

"Oh it's real, and it's fantastic!!"
 
"jimmy's getting angry"
 
Every instinct I have, in every aspect of putting, be it how to take my stance, what putter to have, how to hold it, how to swing it, it's all been wrong!
 
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