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I think this crew would have some really good ones! My personal fav is "Whipped Cream on S**T" (hope nobody takes offense) ... when your last stroke on a hole is a great long put or chip in but it took 7 strokes to get there!
 
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Shankapotamus. Thats one of my favorites.
 
ICYRFU
 
'Mary Mary' after leaving a putt really short of the hole. Someday Run DMC will sue me....


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thanks1974 said:
'Mary Mary' after leaving a putt really short of the hole. Someday Run DMC will sue me....


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In those same situations the following works (ladies, don't hate me)

To a guy: "nice putt! Now tell me- does your husband golf?"
To myself: "oops, stepped on my skirt"
"...and here I am without my Sunday purse!"

(ducks)
 
when playing with my wife and her 2 bosses, I left a putt short, and one of her bosses said to me "Did your putter get caught on your pantyhose?" Good times!
 
RxGus said:
In those same situations the following works (ladies, don't hate me)

To a guy: "nice putt! Now tell me- does your husband golf?"
To myself: "oops, stepped on my skirt"
"...and here I am without my Sunday purse!"

(ducks)
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:laughing:
 
At the Midwest I asked Smally "Does your boy friend play too"? He just grinned, lol.
 
Beat me to it WR, haha
 
"The shortest distance between two points is a duck hook".


That one cracks me up every time.


-JP
 
when i was living and playing in australia, if i ever hit an approach over the green, or blow a putt past the hole, my buddies would say: "everything's bigger in america!"
 
thedue said:
At the Midwest I asked Smally "Does your boy friend play too"? He just grinned, lol.
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I deserved it, it was a pathetic chip shot.
 
One me and a couple of friends use:

Hookter Villanueva

(The baseball fans from the early 90's will know what this is about.)
 
My favorite is comparing almost anything to a tin of porch beef. I just love that old chestnut.
 
When I leave a put short my friends ask me if I want them to hold up my dress so I can hit the ball.
 
the shocker - 2 up 1 down(a real shocker on a par5)
dirty sanchez - a dirty ball going across the hole(but not in)
cheatah woodz - in trouble from tee to green(usually tree trouble)
arabian goggles - cant get out of a trap no matter how much sand gets in your eyes
nutsack - playing 2 balls off the tee(usually more than once)
 
correction on the shocker... my brother says the shocker is
2 great shots and one stinky one
 
Smallville said:
I deserved it, it was a pathetic chip shot.
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Not really, it was an up hill chip to a slippery location, but the look on your face was priceless.

I keep trying to get back there for a round, maybe in a couple of weeks.
 
i heard a good one once that i just thought about. it's a called the "joe pesci", which is a nasty little 5 footer. but i thought we could call it a "bama" or a "duey"
 
"Ursula" . . . for any fat shot . . . after a girl in highschool
"Colleen" . . . for a really fast putt . . . after a girl in high school
"Erika" . . . for a thin shot . . . after a girl in high school
 
NFender said:
"Ursula" . . . for any fat shot . . . after a girl in highschool
"Colleen" . . . for a really fast putt . . . after a girl in high school
"Erika" . . . for a thin shot . . . after a girl in high school
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classic! LMAO
 
beergoggles= pretty shot to an ugly lie
butterface= great lie but bad shot
donkeypunch= try to punch one out of the woods only to hit a tree taking you deeper into the woods
angry dragon= lipping out of a short putt
dirty sanchez= mud on the ball or ball in the mud
arabian goggles= under the lip in a bunker
teabag= one putt taunt against whoever youre playing with
dropping the kids off at the pool= water hazard
blacks(its a nude beach in san diego)= middle of the bunker
cheetah's(its a strip club in vegas/diego)= great shots back to back but just cant get it in the hole for par/under
needs viagra= wormburner... cant get it up
$2 hooker= severe hook that screws you in the woods
hershey squirter= 120% full swing driver whiiiiifffff
palmela handerson= an extremely embellished after round sweetest shot story intended to jerk around the listener

my friends are pervs
 
pervs or not russ, i'm using some of those, specifically the palmela handerson, i hate those guys.
 
bogey_russ said:
beergoggles= pretty shot to an ugly lie
butterface= great lie but bad shot
donkeypunch= try to punch one out of the woods only to hit a tree taking you deeper into the woods
angry dragon= lipping out of a short putt
dirty sanchez= mud on the ball or ball in the mud
arabian goggles= under the lip in a bunker
teabag= one putt taunt against whoever youre playing with
dropping the kids off at the pool= water hazard
blacks(its a nude beach in san diego)= middle of the bunker
cheetah's(its a strip club in vegas/diego)= great shots back to back but just cant get it in the hole for par/under
needs viagra= wormburner... cant get it up
$2 hooker= severe hook that screws you in the woods
hershey squirter= 120% full swing driver whiiiiifffff
palmela handerson= an extremely embellished after round sweetest shot story intended to jerk around the listener

my friends are pervs
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OMG, these are hilarious!
 
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