What is the best prank you pulled

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What's is the best prank you have pulled?


My friends and I have been pranking each other for years. So recently I signed 2 of my close friends up for the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaign to be active helping volunteers. With this request I sent 500 yard signs and 500 bumper stickers for each candidate to their houses. I have since received the confirmation that they are going to be sent and that both candidates would have someone reach out for their help in the area. So now the wait is on to hear the reaction when it finally shows up.


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Simple but funny...the fake parking ticket. Buddy stopped by my office and got one on his windshield and then we watched from a few floors up when he found it. His reaction was priceless. I called him while he was driving home and he was all fired up. Told him to read the fine print :). He got me back later. Wrapped my entire car in plastic wrap.

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Mailed softcore porn to the punter on our high-school football team and made it look like recruiting videos from a D1 school. He watched all 4 videos with his entire family, including his grandmother.
 
Mailed softcore porn to the punter on our high-school football team and made it look like recruiting videos from a D1 school. He watched all 4 videos with his entire family, including his grandmother.

That is awesome!!!
 
Me and an old boss would prank each other all the time. So on a Saturday morning I had his truck towed 2 blocks from his house and covered it in hello kitty wrapping paper.

I made sure to sit back and watch.
 
Also had a friend who just bought a small car so me and some guys picked it up and turned it sideways in the parking stall we parked on each side and went into a 3 hour meeting that had a window so we could look out and watch the guy loose it realizing he was stuck for 3 hours with nothing do.
 
Wow I have been in on a lot of pranks over the years ... here is a pic of an office wrap:

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Snuck into my buddies dorm room in college, reset his alarm to 7 am on his phone..... But 3 time zones back, set his alarm clock to 3 hours early as well so his alarm woke up at 4 and he thought it was 7... And then put icy hot on his sandals so when he woke up thinking he was late he put those on and rand down the hall to class... A year later we uh..... Reassembled his entire dorm room out on the quad.... Best part is he came into my room (that overlooked the quad to make sure nothing was taken) and he was making fun of the guy who had it done to him.... Until he went to his room and realized he was that guy


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My buddy signed his friend up a subscription for playgirl (playboy but for women).... But he sent the subscription to his neighbors house so every month his neighbor would get the subscription and have to give his to his friend


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When we were young in our 20's at a party, my friend passed out in a spare bedroom next to this hideous woman.. totally innocent but my friend and I pulled his pants down and covered them both up so he would think he had sex.. It worked... He was mortified.
 
I have a buddy who is probably the most bleeding heart, liberal hippie person you'd ever meet. He comes across as an advocate for the little guy fighting against the oppression of big business on the have-nots but he and his brother are very comfortable financially due to some pretty healthy inheritance left when his mother passed on a number of years back. He fancies himself a political expert and jumps at any chance to make his viewpoints known whenever we're with them. So.....I like to give him crap about all the land and homes he owns whenever he gets on one of his "eat the rich" rants. He's a great guy, just don't let him talk politics if he's been drinking.

Anyway, I was down in the Carolinas recently on business and had a spare evening due to some appointments cancelling the following day....thought I'd give my buddy a call to see if he and his wife wanted to go get a bite to eat for dinner and spend some time together....I only get to see them a couple times a year. So I ring him up he answers. I didn't realize it but he didn't recognize my voice so thinking I'm being funny, I tell him I'm with the Donald Trump campaign and we're calling South Carolina voters and asking for their support in Mr. Trump's campaign against the left-wing campaigns of Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Sanders thinking we'd have a big laugh over that. He's quiet for a second and yells "you gotta be kiddin me m-fer" and hangs up. :shock: I didn't know that he didn't know it was me so I'm laughing like crazy and realize he really hung up on me. So I called him back...apparently he recognized my number and let it ring. I called again and he picks up and says "what?" I told him not to hang up on me again and he figured out it was me. Pretty funny....we had a good laugh over it.
 
This is brilliant!

My buddy signed his friend up a subscription for playgirl (playboy but for women).... But he sent the subscription to his neighbors house so every month his neighbor would get the subscription and have to give his to his friend


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I once ran a jumper wire between the right turn signal and horn of a co-worker's car (he HAD to turn right to leave our parking lot). It was hilarious when he flipped on that signal...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...


The best part was when he was going to make another right at the next intersection, he flipped it on again...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...
 
In my job in the Air Force, we had daily, and almost constant contact with hearing protection (ear muffs) or a headset with fully enclosed mouthpiece to talk to the pilots (to block out engine noise).
One of the greatest and easiest is to take a grease pencil (used in marking off checklists) and painting a fine line of grease around the ear/mouth/both seal of the headset.
What's great about it is 99.4% of all the people on the flight line have seen this one, so when they see someone walking around with a big ring around their mouth or ears they don't say a word and just let it go.
We've let people go to lunch (and then to Finance, the post office, or whatever) and come back PISSED because somebody was like, ........
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And since we're on Air Force aircraft maintenance pranks, there's always a new person coming into the shop straight out of tech school. They know absolutely zero of what's going on. Some things we do to these poor kids:

Send them in search of that well-known lubricant, K9-P.
Have them go and get 100 yards of new flight line.
Have them assist with 'Echo Checks'.....it involves them yelling into the intake (or exhaust) of the jet engine while someone "listens" on the other end.
Or, my favorite of all time, for the F-16 in particular, tell them you have to check the air speed indicator but you don't want to wait for a generator. Tell them to blow as hard as they can into the pitot tube in the nose and you'll check the gauge in the cockpit to see if it's registering.
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In my job in the Air Force, we had daily, and almost constant contact with hearing protection (ear muffs) or a headset with fully enclosed mouthpiece to talk to the pilots (to block out engine noise).
One of the greatest and easiest is to take a grease pencil (used in marking off checklists) and painting a fine line of grease around the ear/mouth/both seal of the headset.
What's great about it is 99.4% of all the people on the flight line have seen this one, so when they see someone walking around with a big ring around their mouth or ears they don't say a word and just let it go.
We've let people go to lunch (and then to Finance, the post office, or whatever) and come back PISSED because somebody was like, ........

And since we're on Air Force aircraft maintenance pranks, there's always a new person coming into the shop straight out of tech school. They know absolutely zero of what's going on. Some things we do to these poor kids:

Send them in search of that well-known lubricant, K9-P.
Have them go and get 100 yards of new flight line.
Have them assist with 'Echo Checks'.....it involves them yelling into the intake (or exhaust) of the jet engine while someone "listens" on the other end.
Or, my favorite of all time, for the F-16 in particular, tell them you have to check the air speed indicator but you don't want to wait for a generator. Tell them to blow as hard as they can into the pitot tube in the nose and you'll check the gauge in the cockpit to see if it's registering.

Those were some of my favorites. When I worked in CTK and Debrief we'd have fun with that. Someone would come in looking for flight line and we'd send them to another shop, typically the Parts Store run by LRS, who would (if they were in a good mood) send them to one of the other flights. If done properly you could waste an airman's entire night. They did learn valuable lessons though, like don't trust their co-workers, and what and who worked in every bldg on the flight line.

CTK was a good place for pranks. We built a tool in the checkout system "Velcro Gloves" and one "Lubricant" and would randomly check those out to assorted people, was always amusing end of shift when they were trying to find all of their tools, especially if it was the shift supervisor who was reading the list of checked out tools.
 
When I was first getting into the construction industry I came in to work one day to find my desk chair had been replaced with a toilet. They hid my desk chair in a boom lift 100' off the ground and wouldn't tell me how to get it down for a couple of hours.

Also, locking people in the porta potty is always fun.
 
At my old job, pranks in the shop were a norm. Everything from sending new kids on the hunt for a metric crescent wrench to custom bumper stickers. Here are 2 of em I did that stand out.

I went to the market and bought a whole catfish and wire tied it to the muffler of a coworker's truck. After a couple days the smell was so bad you couldn't stand within 20 feet of that truck. He tore his truck apart daily for 2 weeks before he found it.

Another time I was setting up some new tooling cabinets in our new shop and had the label maker out. Got the idea to make a custom bumper sticker for my nephew's lifted dodge truck (he worked for me at the time.) So I made one that said "Nothing makes me grin like nuts on my chin." His daily commute home is in bumper to bumper traffic. He came to work the next morning with a puzzled look on his face and explained to me the weird looks he was getting on the drive home. I didn't want to drag it out for too long so I went out to the parking lot, took a pic of his bumper and posted it in the shop. He walked by and laughed at it, walked away and stopped in his tracks when he realized it was his bumper.

Man we had some fun in that shop.
 
There was a guy in my college dorm that would routinely get blackout drunk and pee all over the bathroom – without a care in the world or any self-awareness. He also had a few episodes of wetting himself throughout the year. Needless to say, his lack of cleanliness didn’t make him particularly popular.

So one afternoon a couple of buddies & I drank nothing but cheap beer and ate nothing but asparagus for several hours. We would then pee into Frisbees and put them outside our dorm windows to freeze. (Winter in WI is long)

Once properly frozen, we would take one of these pi*s-discs and slide it under his dorm room door when he passed out and let it melt on the concrete floor right next to his bed.
We did this several times throughout the year and he never once mentioned it – to anyone.
 
At my old job, pranks in the shop were a norm. Everything from sending new kids on the hunt for a metric crescent wrench to custom bumper stickers. Here are 2 of em I did that stand out.

I went to the market and bought a whole catfish and wire tied it to the muffler of a coworker's truck. After a couple days the smell was so bad you couldn't stand within 20 feet of that truck. He tore his truck apart daily for 2 weeks before he found it.

Another time I was setting up some new tooling cabinets in our new shop and had the label maker out. Got the idea to make a custom bumper sticker for my nephew's lifted dodge truck (he worked for me at the time.) So I made one that said "Nothing makes me grin like nuts on my chin." His daily commute home is in bumper to bumper traffic. He came to work the next morning with a puzzled look on his face and explained to me the weird looks he was getting on the drive home. I didn't want to drag it out for too long so I went out to the parking lot, took a pic of his bumper and posted it in the shop. He walked by and laughed at it, walked away and stopped in his tracks when he realized it was his bumper.

Man we had some fun in that shop.
I worked in the auto parts field and we did a lot of stuff like that. The one I mentioned earlier was one of our parts drivers. He was so gullible and often a target of our pranks.

We used to send the new drivers to one of our other stores to pick up a shelf spreader. We had 4 stores total, so we could keep him occupied for awhile. Another one I like to pull was call to one of our other stores when we had a new counterman and act like a customer, telling him that the idler arm I bought recently now causes my car to die every time I come to a stop sign.
 
I've done the whole Vaseline under the door handles of the car. I've wrapped a buddies car I plastic wrap. Shoe polished the entire glass of a buddies car. Nothing that will ruin a friendship (or a vehicle), but I knew it was coming back on me.
 
This is another from my days as an auto parts counterman. Could be that you needed to be there, but it was quite funny at the time.

I was working at a parts store across from a strip mall. One of the anchor stores was closed and didn't get much traffic. But there was a bank of three pay phones located in front of this store. This pre-dated cellphones, so the pay phones were used frequently. We had one of our parts driver go over there and get the numbers of all three pay phones.

On slow days, if we saw someone going to use one of the phones, we would often call one to see if they would answer. This one time, a man in a Dodge truck pulled up along the curb and got out to use the phone. I called one of the numbers and he answered. I told him I was from the city and he had parked his vehicle in a no parking zone. Immediatley you could see him looking around to see who was watching him. I went on to say that we had road sensors installed near the phone and could tell that he was parked illegally and he needed to move his vehicle to one of the designated parking spots. Again he looked around and after hanging up, got in his truck and moved it into one of the spots. As he was walking back to the phones, I called back. He answered and I thanked him for moving his Dodge truck.


We all about died laughing.
 
Not my prank but I saw this on YouTube:

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Not sure if it is a prank or malicious but I had a neighbor in NJ that was a complete jackass. Whether it was blocking your driveway, playing music too loud, or letting his dog crap on your lawn he just would violate the laws of human decency whenever he could. Anyhow when he went on vacation with his family one summer and his hot tub somehow became filled with sheep eyeballs (nursing schools use them for dissection and if you know people you can buy them in bulk!). The water was drained, tub filled with sheep eyeballs and a little bit of water was put back in to keep things "fresh". My only regret is that we didn't get to see the reaction, we moved during that week out of state.
 
There was a guy in my college dorm that would routinely get blackout drunk and pee all over the bathroom – without a care in the world or any self-awareness. He also had a few episodes of wetting himself throughout the year. Needless to say, his lack of cleanliness didn’t make him particularly popular.

So one afternoon a couple of buddies & I drank nothing but cheap beer and ate nothing but asparagus for several hours. We would then pee into Frisbees and put them outside our dorm windows to freeze. (Winter in WI is long)

Once properly frozen, we would take one of these pi*s-discs and slide it under his dorm room door when he passed out and let it melt on the concrete floor right next to his bed.
We did this several times throughout the year and he never once mentioned it – to anyone.

Nice, during college parties we would routinely put the clear plastic wrap over the toilets so when the ladies sat down to do their business it had no where to go but up.
 
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