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Tiger Woods Restaurant - The Woods Jupiter Sports & Dining Complex

All I know is that I am going to yell bababooie when I walk through the doors
 
The jokes are endless to name the dishes. I mean truly endless.

Better than Perkins Chicken & Waffles
Orange Duck Hook
No GLUTEn Menu Available
Its A PROCESSed Ham Sandwich
Turkey Slices Of The Planet w/ Gravy
One Yard of Premium Ale
 
I hear he has a special sandwich called the GOAT that he will release once he passes Jack....
JB said:
The jokes are endless to name the dishes. I mean truly endless.

Better than Perkins Chicken & Waffles
Orange Duck Hook
No GLUTEn Menu Available
Its A PROCESSed Ham Sandwich
Turkey Slices Of The Planet w/ Gravy
One Yard of Premium Ale
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JB said:
The jokes are endless to name the dishes. I mean truly endless.

Better than Perkins Chicken & Waffles
Orange Duck Hook
No GLUTEn Menu Available
Its A PROCESSed Ham Sandwich
Turkey Slices Of The Planet w/ Gravy
One Yard of Premium Ale
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You forgot the house specialty "chili-dip frito pie"
 
JB said:
The jokes are endless to name the dishes. I mean truly endless.

Better than Perkins Chicken & Waffles
Orange Duck Hook
No GLUTEn Menu Available
Its A PROCESSed Ham Sandwich
Turkey Slices Of The Planet w/ Gravy
One Yard of Premium Ale
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dont forget the ever popular "Fish and chipping yips"
 
JB said:
The jokes are endless to name the dishes. I mean truly endless.

Better than Perkins Chicken & Waffles
Orange Duck Hook
No GLUTEn Menu Available
Its A PROCESSed Ham Sandwich
Turkey Slices Of The Planet w/ Gravy
One Yard of Premium Ale
Click to expand...
Or specialty drinks.

The Firing Glute

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The jokes just write themselves!
 
I look forward to several hilarious fake-ish reviews on yelp and tripadvisor.

~Rock
 
Customer "Waitress my food is burned"

Waitress "Sorry the cook didn't bring his A game today"

Customer "Could I get another?"

Waitress "Mulligans are 5$"
 
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Looks pretty nice...
 
One more.....

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Looks exactly like DragonFly, his favorite place in Windermere that we would see him at. Including the curtain rooms, for his "gang" each evening.
 
Doesn't really fit my eye at first glance....although I do like the tv layout.
 
JB said:
Looks to be opening in 2015.

“I envision a place where people can meet friends, watch sports on TV and enjoy a great meal,” Woods said in a statement. “I wanted to build it locally where I live and where it could help support the community.”
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Instant prediction?

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Sadly I guessed wrong.
 
Canadan said:
What is the story on the curtains? If you find your waiter/waitress to be more than satisfying, Tiger understands?

Is that inappropriate? Too soon?
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They call those the Mward room. Once you see all of those Tiger Woods highlights, you need a bit of privacy at your table.
 
That's what I call a steak sandwich!


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Canadan said:
What is the story on the curtains? If you find your waiter/waitress to be more than satisfying, Tiger understands?

Is that inappropriate? Too soon?
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My guess is just for a little more privacy. Don't want to be bothered, don't want to look at anyone else in the restaurant, etc.

It's kinda weird for a sports bar atmosphere. If it were a higher end fine dining restaurant it would make sense, but this doesn't quite get to that level.
 
Mward said:
My guess is just for a little more privacy. Don't want to be bothered, don't want to look at anyone else in the restaurant, etc.

It's kinda weird for a sports bar atmosphere. If it were a higher end fine dining restaurant it would make sense, but this doesn't quite get to that level.
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There's nothing "Sports Bar'y" about curtains in a booth. Unless of course you're MWarding per JBs earlier comment.
 
JB said:
They call those the Mward room. Once you see all of those Tiger Woods highlights, you need a bit of privacy at your table.
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It's only my own room if it's filled with swag. Unless the ketchup bottles are complimentary, that room wouldn't work for my taste.
 
Mward said:
It's only my own room if it's filled with swag. Unless the ketchup bottles are complimentary, that room wouldn't work for my taste.
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All the tissues you want brother...
 
Mward said:
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
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In your case, I believe that is one and the same.
#CriesAfterFinishing
#Mwarding
#LoveTheLittleGuy
 
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