And another from Austin Powers;

His farger? What's a farger?


I could quote that movie all day, a-thank-you.
 
A favorite of mine from Tombstone;

I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a...

Still can't believe that was BBT.

"Oh Johhny, I'm sorry I forgot you were still there. You may go now"
 
Still can't believe that was BBT.

"Oh Johhny, I'm sorry I forgot you were still there. You may go now"
"...leave the shotgun."

"uh, yes, yessir."
 
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

"Stupid is as stupid does"

"May the force be with you"

"Show me the money"
 
From one of my favorites - watched it this past weekend - Rounders:

"I guess the sayings' true...in the poker game of life, women are the rake man."
 
"hey you guys"
 
PC Loadletter ...What the F#$% does that mean!?
And I said no salt, no salt on the glass..and there was salt. I will call the health inspector
I used to sit by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were married. But then we switched from the Swongline to the Boston Stapler...

I'm keeping the painting Todd, It was a gift!
It's called Holy pants & Shirts
What were they like? Were they built for speed or comfort?
 
"The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too"

along with:

"With a push-up bra, you'd have a nice rack of lamb going on there."
 
No one makes me bleed my own blood.
 
Not sure if its been mentioned
"Do ya feel lucky punk? Well, do ya punk?"

and cant have one without the other

"Go ahead, make my day"
 
My boss and I use a lot of one-liners every day.

2 of my favorite Jack one-liners come from As Good as it Gets.

When he tells the maid at the door "go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here"
And when asked how he writes women so well "I think of a man and take away reason and accountability"
 
Just a few from The Dark Knight:

And....here....we......go!

Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.


 
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Jenny, i'm going to vietnam. This is whole nother country.

Momma said these is my magic shoes, she said they'd take me anywhere.

ice cream lt. Dan, lt. Dan ice cream.

I was a running.

Gotta love "Forest Gump"

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I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel

Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop
 
A favorite of mine from Tombstone;

I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a...

That has to be my favorite movie quote. I say it nearly daily.
 
Thank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.


...But that actually happened, though....
 
And when asked how he writes women so well "I think of a man and take away reason and accountability"


My wife hates that but it could be I say it quite regularly when she's being 3 shades of crazy.
 
Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?
 
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