Confessions of a THP'er...

Campbell Toe

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Just like the title says. Everyone has a skeleton that they are hiding. A soul needs to be cleansed. Step up to Father time4tim and make your confession.


I will start this off, "forgive me father, for I have sinned". I can't watch dramas. It never fails that there will be an emotional scene and I will start getting tears in my eyes and I will either have to walk out or quickly start thinking about something else before the flood gates open up.

It can be anything. Interested in everyone's comments. Hoping everyone can have some fun with this.
 
I haven't been as diligent in eating better to help with my pre-diabetes as I should. I'm working on it one day at a time though.
 
My lawyer has advised me its in my best interest to keep quiet.
 
I have a guilty pleasure.... My musical tastes are diverse, love Pink Floyd but also a massive fan of My Chemical Romance so very different. However.....i have a soft spot for the works of Duran Duran. Dont think there is any hope for me!
 
I use women's deodorant. It doesn't work any better, I just like the powder scent!
 
I use women's deodorant. It doesn't work any better, I just like the powder scent!

until last night I was out of deo and had to use my wife's. smells too girly, but it's the best protection I've ever had. I'm a sweater and a stinker. that stuff works!


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I put those men's cologne sample cards in my shirts and underware drawers to make my clothes smell nice.
 
I love Project Runway

I use multiple hair products

I use ladies razors to shave my face

I talk to myself non stop when nobody is around. when I'm in the car in traffic I pretend to be on the phone.

I sleep with 3 pillows, each serving a different function

I think I'll stop now...


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I'm a "ZepHead" and a "Floydian"

I developed a verb tick as I have gotten older.
 
I have most of P!nk's catalogue in my car's hard drive and I enjoy listening to it.
 
I think somethings should remain private, that's my confession
 
I think somethings should remain private, that's my confession

Fine I will say it.
You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.



















Before you youngsters lose it, its from a song called the Humpty Dance
 
Fine I will say it.
You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.



















Before you youngsters lose it, its from a song called the Humpty Dance

Excuse me ladies my nose is long like a pickle
 
Fine I will say it.
You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.



















Before you youngsters lose it, its from a song called the Humpty Dance

Excuse me ladies my nose is long like a pickle
"I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants
And I even got my own dance"

My confession: I like old school hip-hop.
 
"I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants
And I even got my own dance"

My confession: I like old school hip-hop.

It shows on your golf game too
 
Here is a confession. When driving I never turn on the radio.
In fact I have had my Lincoln for a year and have not even programmed the stations.
Like the movie theater, silence is golden.
 
I absolutely cannot sleep without 2 things:

1. A fan. White noise is my perfect silence
2. A pillow between my knees. I sleep on my side and if i dont have an extra pillow for my knees, theres no chance in hell im falling asleep
 
I absolutely cannot sleep without 2 things:

1. A fan. White noise is my perfect silence
2. A pillow between my knees. I sleep on my side and if i dont have an extra pillow for my knees, theres no chance in hell im falling asleep

That's funny ... I do the exact same thing. I absolutely need the fan cause I can't sleep hot for one. I keep the house Cold. The wife doesn't like it much but I just tell her that's what covers are for. While I sleep pretty much without anything except a pillow.
 
Judge Judy is my hero!
 
I absolutely cannot sleep without 2 things:

1. A fan. White noise is my perfect silence
2. A pillow between my knees. I sleep on my side and if i dont have an extra pillow for my knees, theres no chance in hell im falling asleep

My brother from another mother. I use a fan when its winter and -10 outside and it drives the Fiancee nuts haha. And the pillow thing is because I've had hip injuries and have to have one.
 
I like the Oprah channel ... :act-up: ... I am not kidding, I do
 
I dvr dr Phil everyday.


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Fine I will say it.
You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


Before you youngsters lose it, its from a song called the Humpty Dance

ROTFLMAO
 
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. :D
 
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