Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?

How could I forget this one? Probably my favorite Christmas movie.

"Must be from the South Pole"
 
-Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

-Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

-This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons.

gotta love Talledega Nights...
 
"Tastes like college..."
"Nice marmot, man."
"it's not that I hate you, it's just that I feel much better when you're not around..."
 
Not from a movie but the one that I have maybe laughed at the hardest was courtsey of Tad at the 2012 Outing...

"Land like a butterfly with sore feet"

I was almost in tears laughing so hard...
 
BUELLER!!!!!!!!

Love it.
 
So many good ones in here.

"ENGLISH MOTHA*£&@$%, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
 
Since it's the holiday season:

Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...

You know what I see when I look at you? America's got a sad future ahead of it.

Bad Santa
 
From European Vacation
Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament... again.
I just can't get left
 
I might be skimming but here's my favorites:

"you can buy a lot of time, with a well placed thumb"
"then there's the 7 iron, I never miss with the 7 iron"
"don't put it out with your boots, Ted"
"I'm sweating like Shaq at the foul line"
"no one puts Baby in a corner"
"that's five thousand dolla' alpaca! You blot that sh**"
"why Johny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave"
"that's right, Ice...Man...I am dangerous"
"Goose is dead....I know!"
"she's lost that lovin' feelin'"
"what the French, Toast?"
"ya know a lot of people go to college for 7 years""ya I know, they're called doctors"
"cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and ya ain't got sh** to do"

Im at work laughing my a$$ off while I read some of these post! Anchorman
 
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Keping it golf related, I like the quote from Dean Martin "If you dring, don't drive, don't even putt"
 
Make that "If you drink, don't drive, don't even putt" sorry for typo. Bob Hope had some classics as well.
 
"He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking."
"Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!"
“They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”

And as always my personal favorite:
"If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot. "
 
It worked either way, it was Dean Martin after all.

I've got that going for me, which is nice
 
These are all awesome. Is it bad that I know almost all of these? :D A few more for the pot.

Zero. Point. Zero.

Slingshot engaged.
Magic Man. Now you see me, now you don't.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
 
Excuse me while i whip this thing out.
Smokey, this is not Nam. This bowling. There are rules.
Who wants a moustache ride?
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Dude, She's Vader - No! She's the Emperor. - Yeah but with really great tits.
Puttin' on the foil
You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.
 
"I'm not even supposed to be here today. It's my day off!"
"Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full."
"Long hitter, the Lama."
"So I got that going for me."
"Auto - mobeeel?"
"This is what happens when you spill paint on the garage floor at my house!"
 
"I've stepped over tougher women in a bar fight than you."
 
Not from a movie but the one that I have maybe laughed at the hardest was courtsey of Tad at the 2012 Outing...

"Land like a butterfly with sore feet"

I was almost in tears laughing so hard...

I remember! Thanks for the memory Playdough!
 
"I'm not even supposed to be here today. It's my day off!"
"Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full."
"Long hitter, the Lama."
"So I got that going for me."
"Auto - mobeeel?"
"This is what happens when you spill paint on the garage floor at my house!"

What's happening hot stuff?

Donger FTW!!

long-duk-dong.jpg



Typos courtesy of fat fingers and iPhone
 
"Don't look Ethel..."

"I'll give you a half hour and a hershy bar to quit that"
 
"BIG MAN IN A LITTLE COAT"

"I want to be in total compliance while here in Brainer" FARGO

"Iam not a bank jerry"

"prowler needs a jump"
 
One of my favorites

" Thanks for that Greg"
 
This is my boomstick!

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

Do or do not. There is no try.

This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen.


Typos courtesy of fat fingers and iPhone
 
I was so poor growing up....if I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
 
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