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The grain of the green always runs towards the setting sun, except when it doesn't.
After the first putt sinks, the hole shrinks.
The trouble with the putting grip is that one hand is not enough and two hands are way too many.
You can three-putt without plumb-bobbing the break, but why take the chance?
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
Even if it's longer than the fourth one was, the fifth putt is always good.
Always concede a putt if the ball cannot be marked without the coin falling into the cup.
If you can't outrun a golf club, don't give advice.
No one blows his nose at the end of your follow-through.
No one has a coughing fit as you walk off the tee.
No one rattles the ballwasher while you're tying your shoes.
After the first putt sinks, the hole shrinks.
The trouble with the putting grip is that one hand is not enough and two hands are way too many.
You can three-putt without plumb-bobbing the break, but why take the chance?
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
Even if it's longer than the fourth one was, the fifth putt is always good.
Always concede a putt if the ball cannot be marked without the coin falling into the cup.
If you can't outrun a golf club, don't give advice.
No one blows his nose at the end of your follow-through.
No one has a coughing fit as you walk off the tee.
No one rattles the ballwasher while you're tying your shoes.