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Contest - Caption This Tiger Woods Photo

Look again Adam , no way i missed that 3 footer, yep tiger you missed that 3 footer .
 
Adam: "Sooooooooo uh, Tiger? I don't wanna be that guy, but it's not cool to steal my putter. Secondly, you're doing it wrong. And C, you know you look like a NEWB, right?"
 
"well Ad, the last time I was this close to a broom handle Elin was ready to shove it in my butt. I am getting the shakes already so Keep an eye open for her bud as I don't want to go through that again."
 
Tiger: What choice do I have? Stricks hasn't returned my calls after Doral.
 
Look, It's MWard! We're not worthy!
 
I can see how you swept away the competition at the Masters Adam.

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"Why did I have these banned??"
 
Tiggy, I'm so good with it I make them with my hands behind my back.
Scotty, did Stevie tell you about the time we....
 
"I can't use this, people will say I am a cheater."
 
"I should get my maid one of these, her productivity will double!"
 
OH look i found a quarter may if i take this thing to the beach i'll find more???
 
It might help, but we look like a couple of old geezers with prostate problems.
 
Adam: Don't look up don't look up...just act natural.

Tiger: Natural? I'm putting with a pool cue...what is it?

Adam: Stricker is coming this way, and he doesn't look happy.

Tiger: He'll never recognize me with this ridiculous thing...
 
How many suckers do you think will be rushing out to buy this putter now?
 
Adam - "Stevie still hates you, but this putter is the schnizzle. Am I right or what?"
 
"Hey Tiger, Can you show me how to do the hokey pokey?"
 
AS: "If you're not convinced, just wait and see what I can do at the Masters"
TW: "Really!?"
 
"Just taaap it in... taaap it in... give it a little tappy... tap-tap-taperoo!"
 
<little girl in pink> "At least dad got me the new Samsung S4 to play with while he's watching these two terrible line dancers!"
 
"Put your head in and you shake it all about"
 
Adam: Hey man...
Tiger: Shh..
Adam: yo dude...
Tiger: Shhhh...
Adam: Hey Tiger, look man...
Tiger: Shhhhhshsh!!!
Ball: Klok..kloklokoklok
Tiger: Don't talk when people putt son.
Adam: Sorry sir, but your tee time just passed, and I would need my putter before I start.
Tiger: Man...so much fun! I need to get one of these...
Adam: I know, they are so awe...
Tiger: Still banning those.
Adam: Whaat? You just said...
Tiger: Yeah...but winning is more fun. Plus brooming ain't grooving.
Adam: Look man....they see me rollin'...they hatin'.
Tiger: Tell me about it. Later homie.
Tiger (yells!): Yo Feherty! Move Phil's tee time, I'm going in!
Adam: Hey....my putter!
 
TW: Psst is anyone looking?
AS: Don't think so. Hey is that the UroClub?
TW: Um yea. Problem with it is it's considered a club so I pulled my driver.
 
I'm changing mine as I deleted my original post. I apologize for the inconvenience, but this is my "official" entry. Here it is:

"You Can Borrow My Putter Or My Masters Title, Not Both!"
 
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