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Chump Fries

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If you had to describe a professional golfer as a beverage, what would you go with? Here's what I have so far:

Lee Westwood - CocaCola - Really good but goes flat real quick

Bubba Watson - Coffee - Can be really really good. Can be really really bad. Rarely the same thing twice in a row.

Matt Kutcher - Water - Very good, never on top, but always a solid option.
 
Bubba Watson - Angostura Bitters
Ian Poulter - Grapefruit Juice
John Daly - Milk that has gone bad
Tiger Woods - Instant Regret Chili Vodka
Vijay Singh - Reindeer Horn Whisky
Jordan Spieth - Nyquil
Sneds - 5 Hour Energy
 
JB said:
Bubba Watson - Angostura Bitters
Ian Poulter - Grapefruit Juice
John Daly - Milk that has gone bad
Tiger Woods - Instant Regret Chili Vodka
Vijay Singh - Reindeer Horn Whisky
Jordan Spieth - Nyquil
Sneds - 5 Hour Energy
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I was about to post that.
also: Beef -> beer
 
Jason Day - Surge - Always seems to be smiling with lots of energy. Drink too much and you might get Vertigo.
 
Rory: skim milk- pale, almost translucent, despite what you were told it lacks the substance to help you grow...

DJ: codeine cough syrup. Stars are doing it(fine... daughters of stars), sweet to taste, but habit forming.
 
Phil Mickelson - Chicken Broth - Rich, hearty, a fan favorite.
Darren Clarke - Guinness - Thick, hearty. A man's drink.
Rickie - Red Bull - Trendy, energetic, and surprisingly good.
 
Dufner: oreo blizzard, something most people like, although it is better when it is thicker

Spieth: Ballast Point Sculpin, it had a great year, pretty good, but way overhyped... people were ready to anoint it the best ever, but it turns out it is very comparable to others in its class

Steve stricker: any New Glarus beer, people from Wisconsin proclaim it is among the best, yet upon further examination it merely slightly above average.
 
Patrick Reed - Budweiser. They both get really excited anytime they can cover themselves in American Flags. Also Reed's weird custom plaid pant pockets are about as horrible as the captain crunch / fresh cut grass flavors of a Bud.
 
rallo said:
Steve stricker: any New Glarus beer, people from Wisconsin proclaim it is among the best, yet upon further examination it merely slightly above average.
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rallo said:
Dufner: oreo blizzard, something most people like, although it is better when it is thicker

Spieth: Ballast Point Sculpin, it had a great year, pretty good, but way overhyped... people were ready to anoint it the best ever, but it turns out it is very comparable to others in its class

Steve stricker: any New Glarus beer, people from Wisconsin proclaim it is among the best, yet upon further examination it merely slightly above average.
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No truth to the rumor that the new WI state flag is just khaki?
 
blugold said:
Khaki is too exciting.
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Let's be honest, if our state flag is changing to something khaki-like it's much more likely to resemble cheese wrapped in a korbel brandy label.
 
JB said:
No truth to the rumor that the new WI state flag is just khaki?
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At least people know that WI is a state...
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Fuzzy Zoeller : Mint julip!!
 
Girardcorp said:
You are so wrong...
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New Glarus may be slightly better than Stricker... for the simple fact that I could have enjoyed it during the US Open
 
rallo said:
New Glarus may be slightly better than Stricker... for the simple fact that I could have enjoyed it during the US Open
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We'll have to wait until next Fathers' Day to know for sure, but New Glarus might be Jason Day. If he wins the 2017 US Open then his major victories are only available in Wisconsin too.
 
rallo said:
At least people know that WI is a state...
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You know how you know you are right? Because WI came out in forces to respond. :D
They heard it.
 
Jim Furyk - Scotch. Just gets better with age.
 
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