One choice of inane superpower

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If you had a chance to have one inane, non-lifesaving superpower that you could activate only once a day, what would it be? You also have to give yourself a superhero name.

I am The Claw. I would have the ability to get one item or toy of my choice on the first try in a claw machine. That power may not come with a cape or costume but I would be a superhero to my son and daughter. It would be a severe letdown to the general public though since they would probably think I was a badass martial artist with a name like The Claw!


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One choice of inane superpower

The power to find a good parking spot at will.

My name would be Park. That's all I've got at the moment.
 
already have this, i'm tape measure boy

My foot is a foot long
My hand is a hand tall
My hand is a span wide
 
The power to find a good parking spot at will.

My name would be Park. That's all I've got at the moment.

That's good. Especially on a Saturday at the mall.


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I would be a walking, talking bug repellant whose sphere would extend no less than 10' around me so that anyone of my choosing could enter and also enjoy bugless bliss.

Name pending, open to suggestions...
 
My superpower would be to be able to fall asleep right away. Takes me a long time to snooze.

I would be Snoozerville. But everyone would call me Snooze.
 
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I loathe my commute to work. So my power would be snapping my fingers and being at work (with/in my car) without having to drive there. The commute home isn't as bad, so once a day could be enough. You could call me the snapper.
 
The power to find a good parking spot at will.

My name would be Park. That's all I've got at the moment.

I literally already have this power. On the other hand my lriptonir is an inability to pour a cup of coffee without spilling, so that would be my super power.
 
I would be a walking, talking bug repellant whose sphere would extend no less than 10' around me so that anyone of my choosing could enter and also enjoy bugless bliss.

Name pending, open to suggestions...

The Green Mist or in formal settings, Mr. Mist


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Showing up to the golf course at the perfect time, you don't have to wait for anyone in front and are never holding up anyone behind

Call me The Gap
 
I loathe my commute to work. So my power would be snapping my fingers and being at work (with/in my car) without having to drive there. The commute home isn't as bad, so once a day could be enough. You could call me the snapper.

I drive 45 min each way to work so I would love that power. Think of the $$$ to be made if coworkers could car pool with you. The Snapper may be taken by a female porn star already so I will have to do some research on that!!


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The ability to on command eliminate my back hair - even those hard to reach spots.

The Depilator?

Would make going to the beach a much quicker endeavor.

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I would be a walking, talking bug repellant whose sphere would extend no less than 10' around me so that anyone of my choosing could enter and also enjoy bugless bliss.

Name pending, open to suggestions...

"THE RAID"
 
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