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How to Instantly Fail Sobriety Test

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Don't drink and drive people.

 
That's a good way to fail in style!
 
LMAO that was fantastic
 
In the face!!!!!!
 
Haha. That's going to leave a mark!
 
People are so foolish!!
 
ahaha wow. That had to hurt.
 
That was classic ! I got stopped at a sobriety checkpoint a few years ago. The officer asked me if I'd had anything to drink. I replied that I had 1 beer at a coffee shop. Pulled me immediately into the test area. Put me thru the standard sobriety test circus, shouting directions at me so fast it was un-comprehensible. Of course i couldn't follow his directions so he shouted to another officer to bring over the breathalyzer. Blew the machine and with a pissed off look on his face he said "Get the hell outta here"! I can't tell you how relieved I was.
 
Ouch! a face plant like that will leave a rash. Never saw the tape measure approach, good idea.
 
I'd say if he appealed he'd have a leg to stand on but ...
 
Lol

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Damn that must have really hurt the next day
 
That's hilarious!
 
LOL! Surprised he didn't knock himself out
 
Sadly I've seen someone do that on the golf course. Lining up their approach shot and they just fall forward, flat on their face. I just looked at my buddy in our foresome and said, "so, no wonder he has his son driving the cart."
 
LMFAO!
 
Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
 
He is going to have a severe headache in the morning.
 
@AwardsDarwin is a great Twitter follow.
 
He probably was just bored and fell asleep.
 
Wait I wasn't ready. Let me try that again. Lmao.
 
LMAO. That was amazing.
 
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