The Official Banter Away Thread

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I am currently the 7th car in line for a car wash. This might be awhile.
 
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For JB.

Choriquezo torta!
 
Awesome. Looking good too.
 
I'm not trash talking at all. Cincinnati blows. I just want my friend to move near me again.
All u gotta do is find me a job grex looks at houses qeekly down there
 
If anyone else has Postmates in their town.. man it is amazing. The amount of Chipotle I have had delivered to me over the past month is kind of shocking
Is that similar to parmates?
 
Today's like today just put me in a miserable mood.

So annoyed, frustrated, and just feel slightly defeated.
 
Today's like today just put me in a miserable mood.

So annoyed, frustrated, and just feel slightly defeated.
1 more week til rtj...might have a few laughs
 
Today's like today just put me in a miserable mood.

So annoyed, frustrated, and just feel slightly defeated.

Go home and listen to Cooooppppp! I hate days like that bro but with those two cuties at home, leave it at the door.
 
Thanks man.

Just remember the famous line from Dave Skylark

Haters gonna Hate
Ainters gonna Aint

And following that with this gem
If margaritas make me gay, I dont want to be straight
 
I am not your typical girly girl, I don't know how to put on makeup, I don't know how to do my hair so this is all sooooo overwhelming for me. She told me items I could get at CVS, so I went there and didn't even know what aisle to look in because I have no idea what the products are.

I need how to be a girl 101 class or something.
My wife is so much this. She has two hairdos - ponytail and wrap her hair up in a clip on the top of her head. She doesn't wear makeup. She gets like 3 haircuts per year, maybe 4. She's the oldest of 3 with two younger brothers, and she used to wrestle with them. She put me in a half nelson early on in our relationship. I had NO idea what to do. LOL

I'm surprised that party is not trying to get the voting age lowered.
In my experience, stupid kids aren't much stupider than stupid adults. Ugh.
 
Did I ever mention how much I love washing walls and base boards?
 
Food? Markers? Crayons? All of the above?

Hahaha hands, stickers, crayons and my son and his boogers.

Gotta keep moving along to have this house up for sale by April.
 
Nothing more I wanna do then pack up, take the kids and move out of Ohio.

Nothing worse I could do then leave my Dad. We are literally the only thing that keeps him going, and the only thing that he looks forward to.

It's a hard pill to swallow.


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Move him with you.
 
Did I ever mention how much I love washing walls and base boards?

You can come to the V house when you are done. Ours are white, and I have learned the best way to clean was a water/bleach mixture and a Magic Eraser


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You can come to the V house when you are done. Ours are white, and I have learned the best way to clean was a water/bleach mixture and a Magic Eraser


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Yeah those are great, but I've went through about 3 4-packs. Went back to soap and water. My arms are killing me.
 
So, I found out today I am going to be an uncle.

First fun fact, my wife went to college with the girl my brother preggered and were in a sorority together.

Second fun fact, they hate each other.

This story ends awesome for me.
 
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