Great TV/Movie quotes

Uh, Butthead, what's wrong with Beavis?
Huh huh huh, he, uh, he, like, ate 27 candy bars and then, like, drank a six pack o' root beer
That's funny, I just read a study that says sugar isn't supposed to cause hyperactivity
BUNGhole!!! Where I come from, we have no bungholes

Love it.

ima diatetic
 
Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. Momma said they'd take me anywhere. She said they was my magic shoes.
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

'Sloth......Chunk'--Goonies


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The Last Samurai:

See my sig for a great quote.

Algren: You want me to kill Jappos, I'll kill Jappos.
Colonel Bagley: I'm not asking you to kill anybody.
Algren: You want me to kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos, I'll kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos... Rebs, or Sioux, or Cheyenne... For 500 bucks a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one thing in mind: I'd happily kill you for free.
 
"Swing away Merrill....swing away"- Signs
 
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.



Ferris Bueller
 
sam francisco open your golden gates... - alien nation
 
"He Slimed Me'--Ghostbusters
 
its a zit... get it? - animal house
 
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.


Every Day’s a Holiday
 
heavy scab bra... scar fo life - the north shore
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

'damn you all to hell'--Planet of the Apes


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'damn you all to hell'--Planet of the Apes


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you damned dirty apes!

i yell this when im attempting to hack my ball out of the woods
 
You wanna share this?

Oh gee, two on a Quaalude, that's bad luck.

Bachelor Party
 
not this one... tooo beeeeeeg! - north shore
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

you damned dirty apes!

i yell this when im attempting to hack my ball out of the woods


Lol. Um ok. Lots of apes on your course?

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Hey, chicks love it. It's the shaggin' wagon.


Dumb and Dumber
 
Lol. Um ok. Lots of apes on your course?

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oops... flip it... reverse it... i meant i yell "damn you all to hell" with a heavy chuck heston impression lol
 
"i thought you had a bachelors from columbia..."

"now i gotta get one from america"
 
All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

Friends
 
i know it was you fredo... you broke my heart
 
How can you make love to your wife if she's at fat camp?

The real question is: how can I make love to her when she's not at fat camp?


Scrubs
 
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