Great TV/Movie quotes

Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!
Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Harry: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?
Lloyd: Uh yea, we are in the Rockies. Jeez!

Dumb and Dumber
 
Another great one from Taxi:

Elaine: "Jim, what are you doing here? Where did this model castle come from?"
Jim: "It's yours, I made it for you. See Elaine, your fairy tale can come true. Look here's your Castle, and your Prince awaits. Elaine, I know I'm not the most glamorous guy in the world but..."
Elaine: "You are truly a sweet decent man."
Jim: "Once there was a time when that was enough."
 
Thought I'd bump this, since I was gonna start a similar thread:

Anyone seen The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?

"We have a saying; 'Everything will be alright in the end. And if it is not alright, then it is not the end!' "
 
Max: My teacher says that real beauty is on the inside.

Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.

--Liar Liar
 
Max: My teacher says that real beauty is on the inside.

Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.

--Liar Liar


haha! Great quote! I'm finding that my students AND even fellow teachers don't know the quotes!

i apologize if this was mentioned before, but let's try it:

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Johnny?"

from Airplane
 
He treats objects like women, man.

- The Dude
Big Lebowski
 
I'm sure it's been mentioned but I can't read 1000+ posts.

"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after, it's a reckoning" Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, Tombsone
 
Best part of Anchorman IMO:
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
 
One of my favourites from Olympus has Fallen NSFW so I will use asterix as its a family website..really need to say this to some of my management...but thats a different matter

HERO to BADGUY Why dont we play a little game of **** off.....you go first!
made me chuckle
 
and TV shows...Big Bang Theory

The quote about Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper , one lab accident away from being a super villain!!
 
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